Here Ye, Here Ye

(a very old poem poem written as an adolescent) To everyone who sees this, They are commanded to chant "Hinahiboaola" in the most Gracious and humble Manner you can At that present time. That is an order from Hina Nasroalaba Soooaoieeee And his Royal Court. If you decide to act on his critical command in a negative way, You shall be thrashed with big squishy lima beans, and will be called a "Bohemian purple ostrich" by our Deedeeouieeee Royal Guards Then you shall simply be dragged away to our dungeon Where you can only have stale beer and grandmother's 200 Year old chocolate screaming rat pies all day long. Then, At late evening, You shall be commanded to Disgustingly Throw-up Everything you were commanded to eat earlier. If you decide to chant this royal chant You shall be happily commanded to do Everything I said to do if you didn't chant it But you'll do it Backwards, Wit a one-legged yellow baboon Called Booboocox. Ordered by your Royal Court of Humukakaland. Signed, King Masabalabasooooooieeee (King Matt for short)