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Hello, Humans. I Am a Mosquito.

What I work for is here in my sack. Feed my young so we all can buzz back. You're just the right type. Let's hook up my pipe. We'll have a nice meal. OH NO! SMACK!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 8/4/2010 5:40:00 PM
haha, right "type" I wonder if they travel with little cards telling what kind of blood type they need. hahaha. Was it this one or the bee for the contest? luv, Andrea
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Date: 8/2/2010 10:05:00 AM
Congratulations to you on your win Gerard in John Freeman's contest "Limerick""Choose your own subject and Create your own Category". Love, Carol
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Date: 8/1/2010 1:10:00 PM
Congrats, Gerard. Cute. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 8/1/2010 11:47:00 AM
Congrats Gerard on your number one win in the Limerick contest with these fabulous words my friend.. enjoy another victory on this happy Sunday.. with luv..
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Date: 8/1/2010 9:27:00 AM
Gerard next time I come across one, I will be reminded of this piece.. Thanks for the laughs :) Wilma
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Date: 8/1/2010 7:31:00 AM
LOL ohhhhhhh yeah pesky female? mosquios. ( We will lastline, then yeas has..(9,9,5,5,9)!!! I really enjoyed it ..ew all have been there yes? and the horrid blood smush! Light & Love
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Date: 8/1/2010 4:35:00 AM
Ha ha, kool one Gerard, those darned muzzie's. Got a right chuckle out of this one. They remind me of the Midge we have in Scotland. Apparently only the females bite, no surprise there, haha. Congrats on your win in John's fine contest >> James
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Date: 7/31/2010 11:07:00 PM
Cute, My man, when you thank about the mosquito on this level of intelligents, Congratulations on your new creation, a cute Limerick. Agape, Moses
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Date: 7/31/2010 9:38:00 PM
No wonder he had a buzz on. Nice, Charles
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Date: 7/31/2010 8:32:00 PM
funny one, clever idea
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Date: 7/31/2010 11:11:00 AM
Gerard, this one is funny makes me think if you work for a blood bank,, or if you are talking about the real thing..Enjoyed your poem,..p.d.
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