Funny Ears of a Funny Boy

At a motivational institution once I was invited to give A lecture on mind expansion and before I start I wanted to check who are irrational and superstitious And due to their fear psychosis Have deflated their brains like balloons So I ask how many of them have seen ghost Out of fifty thirteen raise their hands It is nice and fine i say to myself Then I ask them, ‘’ how many of you have talked with ghost? ‘’ This time only five students raise their hands By any means it is nice i think Then I wanted to know How many of them had made love with a ghost A boy from the last bench raised his hands Grinning and smiling This time I was surprised Yet I was curious to know his experience So, I called him at the podium and he came laughing I grabbed his hands from behind and requested him To share us how it was to sleep with ghost ‘’ Ghost!’’ He shouted surprisingly ‘’ Far way back there I thought it was goat. ‘’