Funny Dreams
I have sworn off women
but I can't control my dreams
Beyoncé and Rihanna are trying to corrupt me
At least that's the way it seems .
The skimpy outfits they were wearing
Took away my breath
and on a winters night like this
I thought they might freeze to death.
They told me they would soon warm up
and what they were going to do
I know women have no stamina
but at least I'm getting two.
Now I'm a confident sort of guy
With a very open mind
but even I was shocked by their knowledge
Of a very carnal kind .
Then they started calling me Wyatt Earp
I thought my peacemaker must be so long, hard and slick
Beyoncé said , Don't kid yourself honey
Its because you shoot so quick .
Women .
Even in dreams they have to have the last word.
Copyright © Darren Watson | Year Posted 2014
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