Foxestalk Xmas Party 2013

It was the night before Christmas Not a sound was heard Except for the sound of Mods Discussing the Foxestalk message board. The subject was a Christmas party Which happened every year There was always panic among them As the dreaded day drew near. Who should they invite? Will there be fights a free for all. Finally they decided Sod it we'll ask them all. It was to be fancy dress And would cause much fun They even hoped that a new fan Cyril the squirrel would come. At the mods headquarters They were getting prepared For what could be a complete disaster So they were also getting scared. In a long flowing Shirley Bassey dress Moosebreath waltzed through the door Moosebreath says I have finally come out I'll wear dresses now for evermore. TPH came as Bob Dylan Trav La bleu was Elton John Foxy was John Lennon Captain Pancake Face Red Rum. Mike Oxlong Father Christmas Bellend as a xmas pud Dangerous Tiger was Lenny The Lion Which everyone thought was very good. Lamby came as Nigel Pearson Which was a big surprise After five minutes he said I have work I'll have to fly. The guests arrived one after the other Too many to name Dressed in all types of costume All willing to join the game. Jordon travelled from the USA With a mask of JFK Spielberg was played by 21st Century Fox The bloke in the kilt Orkney Fox Zingari was next and looked weird He said I am really an alien they do exist You are in my power now I have three eyes so do not resist. Mattp was a late arrival Dressed as a city gent He said i stopped to tie a shoelace And some tramp pissed on my face. The party went into the night. All full of Christmas Cheer Thank you all for coming says Webbo But next year someone bring some beer.