For Fun

She says I sulk a lot What a terrible thing to say I would blow my top but I'd better not I just won't talk to her today. She claims I'm going goo goo and I need to see a shrink Just because when she was on the loo I had a pee in the kitchen sink. She says sometimes I am giddy and I really get on her wick My underpants are skiddy and my smelly socks make her sick . She says we are not playing hide and seek and our love making has gone to pot I must be happy to get it once a week and I'm to stop saying , I'm coming ready or not . On the days when we are kissing We both wear a lovely smile We realise what we've been missing and I know she makes my life worthwhile. I've been reading a lot of fantastic love poems about love that burns brightly after forty years and so on , This is my hopefully funny version of that.