Enter Your Plea

Enter Your Plea All rise for the honorable judge, some pimply-faced wiener-teen with a computer mouse for a gavel, a keyboard for a bench and the whole world is on trial. Welcome to the millennial's millennium 1000 years of cyber-bullying sworn over oath of the holy Facebook to rain down judgment from above like precision guided twitter turds. Any minor misstep makes you a target, bully-proof vests will spare no one for Punk-tilious is his name and ruthless forum flaming is his game (well, it’s that or Flappy Bird.) Let all give ear, as he doles expert opinion on politics, science, sociology, psychology, and every other –ology from his sweat-stained easy chair in his parent’s basement. OMG WUT!?? ORDER! Order in the court, 20 million likes and three times the shares, a jury of my peers has found me guilty of contempt… perhaps rightly so! 07/19/15