Easter Limerick Lies

With more than her share of fake news Melania suffered the blues From the President's sleuth She soon learned the truth And now spends her days with #MeToos Our President once shared the thought That Congress could never be bought But one Russian tweet Said Congress was cheap So Ivanka bought the whole lot The White House Easter Egg Hunt Gave Ivanka the ideal front With some huge discounts From her Chinese accounts She evaded every confront Fabergé is quite a big debt But not one that she would regret Like the Easter Bunny Our Congress is funny Though the world is not laughing yet! Donald Trump Junior once said, "My Dad is the Giver of bread," But when Russian around On foreign ground Putin will feather his bed! APRIL FOOL