Driven To Distraction and Destruction

Must I hear the word "cool "one more time Blaring from movies, TV in a time called prime The only thing prime about prime time TV Is its effort to seek out just how annoying it can be Words like COOL, SEXY, TEENAGER are like the itch of a flea Proving the media have a lexicon of vocabularies Small as a headhunter's shrunken dried up trophies They'll sometimes stretch words in an oblongata Such as cool rhyming with KULL, KOO-ULL , it doesn't matter There are commercials foisted on watchers of the tube Expounded in sincerity by some whey-faced boob Calling on issues like curing failure to perform an animal urge But animals would shake heads that on this people splurge Its quite clear now why Elvis once blew up a TV Things that are shown do cause urges real as these After this act of destruction of a TV takes place It might cause a payback one did not anticipate The small glass pieces on the floor begin shouting loud as can be SEXY, KULL ,KOO-ULL, TEENAGER they scream endlessly Don't you know that's their only vocabularEE?