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Deceiving Bird Calls

For as long as I remember I’ve had this avicultural fad; keeping birds in planted aviaries from the day I was a lad. Caging prolific zebra finches to the pretty Whydah bird. Bred Strawberries and Cutthroats even if their name’s absurd. There were a hundred other species that I bred behind the wire, but as the years went by I found I had this new desire, I preferred to watch our native birds flying free upon the wing, with not a barrier between us where in freedom they could sing. I realized that Mother Nature has agendas through this land, with a million jigsaw pieces that we fail to understand, but even with this in-bred terror of the fear of haunting man, there are some of us who try to curb the soul of nature’s plan. We are the meek and humble who abhor the dreaded gun; who prefer to show our mercy so that instinct is undone by so many months of patience as we urge to gain the trust of a Top Knot or a Sparrow as we throw to them a crust. But alas the dull grey townies have their instinct long instilled. They tend to bore the watcher knowing taming them unskilled, so the seeker yearns attention from the wary, wild and rare, using similar calling tactics that he’s learnt with quite a flair. I can easily drag a Currawong from within a forest haunt. Trill Sittella’s from the gum tips flying close enough to taunt, but of course with each experience, a further goal sleeps up ahead, and a year ago became my project while my wife’s asleep in bed. Naturally she thought me crazy spending nights out in our yard, as I tried to lure the Barking Owl, by attracting it off guard, but then one night beneath the moon, I heard a ‘Wuk-wuk’ bark; returning for my imitation from somewhere in the dark. I’ve got to say I felt quite good with this unusual situation; how many of you folk out there have had communication with a Barking Owl - a timid bird, that each night for a year, I mocked its ‘Wuk-wuk’ call that it returned so loud and clear. I taped our calls and played them back to try and find a trend, if there is some kind of language that a Barking Owl does send. I compared my notes discovering my conclusion tends to lurch into another specie call, so I must further my research. I say a Barking Owl it is - but the Eagle Owl has similar traits. Its dialect mutters deeper and so the mystery now creates me for the need to volunteer more hours through the night, to search the trees and find the Owl that’s always out of sight. But my need to search throughout the night came to a crashing end, when a neighbour from two doors away, took the time to spend, an hour with my wife and me, one afternoon for scones and tea, and the conversation drifted to about what interests me. Ornithology meant nothing to her, but she understood the word, then I mentioned I was thrilled about communing with one bird. I cited that an Owl quite rare, through my calling’s now quite tame. “You call Owls!” Our neighbour said - “My husband does the same”.

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Date: 7/3/2021 2:57:00 AM
That is so hilarious!! That surprised me, lol!!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 7/9/2021 11:23:00 PM
Hello BJ ... you could easily imagine this going on - thank you BJ - Lindsay
Date: 5/6/2021 2:35:00 PM
hahaha. Like mating calls for the wrong sex!! Awesome ending. I saw it coming!!
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Date: 5/6/2021 11:44:00 PM
Hello Andrea ... if anything, he'd feel like a real fool wasting a year talking to his neighbour with neither understanding the language - thanks again Andrea - Lindsay
Date: 5/4/2021 12:54:00 AM
Lindsay you’ve had me laughing out loud, what a good tale you tell, the ending is great… Belle
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Date: 5/6/2021 11:40:00 PM
Hello Belle ... easy to imagine the disappointment as he mulls over a wasted year and plenty of lost sleep. I'm pleased you had a good chuckle with this - thank you Belle - Lindsay
Date: 5/3/2021 11:10:00 PM
ha ha ha this is so hilarious you really should do a book, you are master of the punch line and never fail to disappoint lol:-) into my faves lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 5/6/2021 11:37:00 PM
Hello Jan ... I really try not to disappoint too often. This one is almost reality and its humour brings out the imagination - thanks Jan - Lindsay
Date: 5/3/2021 5:39:00 PM
Pure genius, Lindsay. So funny. Talk about egg on one's face. A real hOWL! Best wishes, Gershon
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Date: 5/6/2021 11:34:00 PM
Hello Gershon ... and it's definitely not owl's egg on your face. A case of knowing your neighbours - pleased you enjoyed this one Gershon - Lindsay
Date: 5/2/2021 6:13:00 PM
I don't keep birds as pets. They are too noisy and defecate too much. However, I enjoyed reading your poem.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 5/6/2021 11:31:00 PM
Hello Robert ... feeding wild birds close to your back door can increase your reasons ten fold and over a wider area. I'm happy Robert that you enjoyed reading this poem - Lindsay
Date: 5/1/2021 10:20:00 AM
Oh Lindsay this is funny, so all the time you and your neighbour were communicating with each other, the Barking owl did not reply to you, your neighbor did. Such good humor Lindsay, I love it. Hugs and blessing, Jennifer.
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Date: 5/6/2021 11:28:00 PM
Hello Jennifer ... very easy to imagine a situation like this with a bird enthusiast thinking his dreams are coming home to roost. Another fine comment from you Jennifer, thank you - Lindsay
Date: 4/29/2021 6:21:00 PM
This is beyond hilarious, Lindsay: Wuk Wuk. I mean. Yuk Yuk. SuZ
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Date: 5/6/2021 11:24:00 PM
Hello Suzanne ... it is very easy to imagine this situation to happy in reality. I'm pleased that you had a chuckle with it - Lindsay
Date: 4/29/2021 10:05:00 AM
That was a hoot and had me laughing again. You are such a story teller bet your grand kids enjoy your stories. love phyl
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Date: 5/6/2021 11:21:00 PM
Hello Phyllis ... if the grandkids would sit still long enough, I'm sure they would. It's the style of poetry I enjoy writing most as I need to to imagine how they might fit into real life - thank you once again Phyllis - Lindsay
Date: 4/28/2021 1:51:00 PM
Lol! What a great ending Lindsay. Thanks for sharing this interesting and funny Rhyme :)
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Date: 5/6/2021 9:53:00 PM
Hello Heidi ... what a fool he must have felt, so now he must look further afield for the Barking Owl - thanks for commenting Heidi - Lindsay
Date: 4/27/2021 12:55:00 AM
Ha ha mystery solved, Lindsay! :) But apart from that, I learned several names of birds which I had never heard of! ~ Regards // paul
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Date: 5/6/2021 9:50:00 PM
G'day Paul ... now it is back to square one. David Attenborough has taught me about so many bird species I had never heard of - thanks Paul - Lindsay
Date: 4/26/2021 12:02:00 PM
An excellent and historic piece! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 5/6/2021 9:47:00 PM
Hello Rico ... I guess we've all tried to lure birds closer but only a few are obsessed - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Date: 4/26/2021 4:03:00 AM
Lol, I remember this beauty. Can just picture the scene, all those hours communicating with the neighbour. Tom
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Date: 5/6/2021 9:45:00 PM
Hello Tom ... yes, and neither neighbour could understand a word said - thanks once more Tom - Lindsay

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