Cutting Hairs

There is nothing like a good haircut which may appear shallow from a certain point of view but personally I prefer nicely shaped hairs Yes. It might seem narcissistic superficial frivolous and just plain silly Really, though, is hair unimportant? In the cosmic scheme of things that's quite possible actually probable certainly true But we're not talking about importance here This is about . . . let's face it . . . self-image . . . everyone needs a good one, I'm told You're quite right Outward appearance may be immaterial not worth our concern But darn it, I want to look in the mirror and at least be satisfied with my tresses