Cupid Wanted

I thought to give his description and tell why I want him alive. He often causes adventure, my life took a certain nosedive. Standing, he’s five to six inches, a bent toothpick he calls his bow. He shoots tiny pins like arrows and he chants garbled words for show. His claims make love everlasting, ‘specially on Valentine’s day, ‘twas last year I called on his name so right now... it’s better he pay. No man came my way as promised. His pin shot some pig in the ass. Chanting with alcohol bubbles started fireworks across the grass. So please, help me find this Cupid. The smoked ham and bacon is gone. Insurance covered fire losses. I’m ready for love to come on…