Credit Card Hoodoo

Your new bank card is on the way, praise god for all his/her ways if you can't beat 'em join 'em (I say) Oh lord have mercy on me. Relax you've got mastercard, New fan dangles is your fate. No worries about interest rate, Oh lord I hope you are merciful. Help your child to not lose, these cards with too much loot, and the card limit well overshoot Yes Lord have mercy on me. Alas, my card has been refused, I curse the clerk who snipped, "They want the card ripped," Sob, have so much mercy lord. No card now, such a relief, Eat beans and rice and believf.