Cheers For Chocolate

Cheers for Chocolate By Jan Beaumont © There are some things in life that you can't do without Those things that make everything great When you're feeling quite down or you're sad or depressed Here's happiness right on a plate! I'm talking 'bout chocolate, that food we all love I don't care if its milky or dark Black forest or mint or the old fruit and nut On a chocolate affair let's embark! There's Snickers and Kit Kats and Crunchies and Twix Of Reece's I've got a huge stash There's chocolate chip cookies and then for a treat A cake spread with creamy ganache. Who doesn't like chocolate? There's no one I'm sure Doesn't crave that delicious ingestion For chocolate's the answer just every time And you don't even ask "What's the question?" I must say I feel quite a rush of delight As those creme eggs go in through my lips I cannot say no even though I'm aware Of how long they will stay on my hips! There's some say that chocolate is better than sex But I'm not sure if I'd go that far It might just come close if you take off your clothes And spread it all on from a jar! And then when it's late and the day's at an end And the final goodnights have been said You can go in the kitchen and heat up some milk And take your 'hot' chocolate to bed!