Chat Up Ines

My friends have every sympathy For the lack of romance in my life but promise everything will be fine All I have to do if I want to find a wife is use their favourite chat up lines . Are you a parking ticket '' cos '' fine is written all over you Seemed a little corny to me How do you like your eggs in the morning gave me a warning Those chat up lines are not all they should be . Do you have a map '' cos '' I am lost in your eyes Almost made me giggle till I cried If you were a burger you'd be a Mcgorgeous was said the day that romance died . I'm gonna have my teeth pulled to make more room for your tongue Or kiss me so I know what an angel kisses like Do you believe in execution ''cos '' I'm really well hung Would have me riding home on my bike . So I thanked my mates for their best wishes and their girlfriends smothered me in kisses as I said I was putting those ideas on the shelf I'll have more success with the misses and perhaps get lots more kisses If I am prepared to be myself.