Awkward Aardvark

I am an awkward aardvark Awkward because, no one knows exactly what kind of animal I am how to classify me I am an awkward aardvark Evolved by necessity into an odd mixture of adorable and formidable sharp claws on my paws funny bunny ears, the better to hear predators in the night just out of sight I am an awkward aardvark Nocturnal by nature, cautiously seeking safety in my burrows dug deep furrows on my face tracing the fear of ever-present dangers lurking near I am an awkward aardvark Protecting myself with surprisingly thick skin living on strange food tiny crawly metaphors infested in the wood of life's framework a kind of a solitary clean-up committee devouring what would otherwise destroy the solidarity of needed structures