A Stutters Dialect

PPPPPardon mmme bbbut I hahave a sssspech iiimpppedement Ssso could yyou pplease bbear wwith mme. TThis hhas bbeen mmy llife. Sometimes its nnot as bbad aas others aand other times it is mmuch wwworse. IIT hhas cccaused mmme mmmany pproblems iin mmy llife. II aallways gggot iinto aa lllot oof fffights bbbbbecaause pppeopple wwwwould mmmake fffun ooof mmme. Once I get ccomftorable wwith the people aaround me it almost sseems tto disappear. When iits jjust my wife, daughter, close fffriends etc. iit dddoes’t bbother me aas bbad because III kknow tthat tthey llove mme. When its just my wife and I talking it is so beautiful because I am free to speak my heart, sometimes I sstill stutter bbut not sso often. Recently I wwas sssent bby aaa llady nnamed LLinda PPParker wwho wworks ffor ttthe DDept. of RRhabilitation tto mmeeet wwith aaanother llllady nnamed NNNacy BBBarcal wwwho iiiis a sssspeech ppppatologist and sshe fffitted mme wwwith aa ddevice nnamed SSSpeeech EEasy and aas sssoon as sshe ttturned iit oon II tttalked jjust llike tthis. Pardon me but I have a speech impediment though you wouldn’t know it because I’m now wearing the “speech easy” device. I know you thought that it was a hearing aid but no my hearing is just fine. Written for the Dialect Contest. I realize it's not what was expected but how could I pass on the opportunity to tell of such an amazing life changing device. If you are a stutter such as myself I urge you to check out www.speecheasy.com or www.janusdevelopment.com it has most certainly changed my life in a big way!