A Hutinashro Irony - Iambic Tetrameter

Headlines of irony in life… Human satire—cuts like a knife. The unsinkable ship, that sinks. Surrounded by peeps, yet alone. Priests who ‘prey’—yet sins they atone. Pastor fights alcohol, but drinks. Tax czar who cheats on his taxes. Animal fans—hunt to relax. Abortion kills—with nods and winks. Lifeguard fearing water—lauds land. ‘Football’—a game played with the hands. Oedipus—breaks riddle and Sphinx. Headlines of irony in life... “Women”—they may now take a wife. The steakhouse owned by a vegan. Pedophile daycare directors. Homeless real estate inspectors. WAR—‘politics’ by other means. Fighting drugs, while promoting booze. Mutual consent—the new ruse. Prolonged charity squelches teens. Green tinted speckles on bluefish. Hitler’s Grandfather was Jewish! Men—affectionately called ‘queens.’ In life, every nook and cranny, Holds the next ‘headline irony.’ Good, bad, or sad—it’s Uncanny! June 2, 2018 Written for Connor Lotts' poetry contest entitled, "Hutinashro - My First Contest Poetry Contest"