A Day To Change All Days

By eight A.M. I've harnessed the sun, by nine I've walked on the moon All men aspire to be like me, no woman can help but swoon By 12 O'clock I've brought world peace, and poverty's gone by one I'll enlighten racists and bigots, even politicians before I'm done When the clock strikes two I'll clean the oceans, at three every river and lake From the people of Earth I'm showered with gifts that I'm far too humble to take Perhaps at four I'll take a nap atop the fluffiest cloud Some time for introspection, away from the jubilant crowds When five rolls round I'll stretch and yawn, bye six go on saving the world I'll finish in time to shower and shave for a date with a dream of a girl The hour of seven is love at first sight, by eight we're in passion's embrace Her feelings, I know, are as true as mine, they're written all over her face. Till' midnight we express our love, abandoning thoughts of lust soaked in the blissful climax, of honesty and trust When morning once again arrives, the first thing that I'll see An angel wrapped in silken sheets, and her eyes are only for me.