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A Cooked Goose

When you come home late at night Open the door and turn on the light You had better be extremely quite Or your goodly wife you may excite And I'm sure she will not be polite When she orders you out of her sight There is no use trying to be contrite The dog will have company overnight Your goose is well and truly cooked alright

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Michelle Mac Donald

Date: 10/7/2015 6:12:00 PM

What`s up buttercup??????? Ah, I can`t find my question mark on this keyboard, so I borrowed yours, all of them!:) A fun and witty write, Shane.:) I hope this is not for real, or you`ll be sharing that cooked goose with Bowser. S`about time I read and write comments, I'm sorry it took so long.:( I want to read more; so happy to see that you've been busy! Keep well, stay happy! Your friend, Mikki

Jan Allison

Date: 8/15/2015 6:57:00 AM

loved this lighthearted fun write Shane:-) Hugs jan xx7

Eileen Manassian

Date: 8/15/2015 12:28:00 AM

Oh dear oh dear....I'm vegetarian, so.....I can't say cooked goose might taste nice! ;) Good one, Shane.

Theresa Cw

Date: 8/15/2015 12:15:00 AM

You sure painted a pretty picture here of your goose being well cooked. A real good woman and a real good man together can cook great things together under any circumstance. different strokes for different folks. a 7 and a FAV. Theresa

Shane Cooper
Date: 8/15/2015 1:05:00 AM

Thanks for stopping in Theresa, and a special thanks for the fav & 7;this was just a bit of fun. However your are right different stokes..... love Shane xxx

Janet Lorenzo

Date: 8/14/2015 8:16:00 PM

he deserves it!

Shane Cooper
Date: 8/14/2015 9:13:00 PM

Hello Janet, Maybe he was working late ??????? Or maybe i had best stop or my goose will be cooked. LOL love Shane xxx