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A Comic's Final Joke - During the Covid Pandemic

Written by Gail DeBole On December 8, 2021 Before his fans entered the funeral’s door They all read a sign that they couldn’t ignore. The sign listed rules to be followed by his fans Who had come to show respect for this funny man. He wanted to make sure his mourners stayed safe. To not follow these mandates would not help their fate. Before they could enter to pay their respects The first request was to all disinfect By cleaning their hands with sanitizer provided While social distancing six feet - they were all reminded. Everyone had to show a card that proved They were vaccinated at least times two. They were all to wear masks to protect the air To prevent Covid from participating there. The comic - so funny while he was alive Couldn’t resist entertaining even after he died. Lying very still in a handsome blue suit The comic exuded humor even though he was mute. And as each person approached the casket to say a goodbye Some laughed or you could see a smile in their eyes. For the comic was lying there even in death Wearing a face mask to not be a threat!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021




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Date: 4/23/2023 1:18:00 PM
Death and the pandemic are usually taken dead serious, Gail! But luckily you have a good sense of humor, so much so that I had to smile and then grin and then laugh :) ~ Best regards, my friend // paul
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Date: 4/23/2023 3:18:00 PM
Hi Paul, Such a sad time for the world. I believe that some humor can help us cope. Poetry provides us (poets) with an outlet to cope in many situations, grow, move on, and help others by sharing. -Thanks for stopping by.
Date: 11/11/2022 5:03:00 PM
Very cute:) Love it! But they wouldn't let him into heaven, because they weren't certain who he was:) Michael had the last laugh.
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Date: 11/11/2022 5:08:00 PM
Ah, I see your clever and humorous point! Thanks for stopping by.
Date: 4/3/2022 4:24:00 PM
Well, I have wonder if the person could still be emitting virus spores which would infect others after they were dead, but I guess that after so many hours the virus could not continue to live. I enjoyed reading your work. I wonder if he was protecting himself from those who might bring him something. LOL..Thanks for the visits to my page. Sara
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Date: 4/8/2022 2:57:00 PM
Hi Sara, Thank you for stopping by and leaving your take on this poem. - Best Regards, Gail
Date: 2/26/2022 5:10:00 AM
Very amusing poem. I have to agree with the comic though, safety first...
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Date: 2/26/2022 6:02:00 PM
Hi Valene, Glad that you found humor in the poem. Hasn't been a great situation, but finding humor can be helpful. Hope all is well in your life. Thank you for stopping by. - Gail
Date: 1/10/2022 8:49:00 PM
Funny and imaginative ( especially mask on his dead face). Shalom shalom / blessings
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Gail Debole
Date: 1/16/2022 1:01:00 PM
Hi Anil, Thank you for letting me know your thoughts. I am glad you found humor in this poem. - Gail
Date: 1/2/2022 7:31:00 PM
Wonderful macabre humor Gail!
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Date: 1/3/2022 4:54:00 PM
Hello James, Glad you enjoyed it! - Gail
Date: 12/16/2021 2:34:00 PM
Hi Gail…..what a great poem and so cleverly written! Loved it! Debx
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Date: 12/16/2021 4:25:00 PM
Hi Deb, Thank you for reading my poem and taking the time to let me know your thoughts. - Be well and happy holidays! Gail
Date: 12/10/2021 6:58:00 AM
He must've left strict instructions as to how he wanted his last gig to be set. LOL It's accomplished in good humor, Gail.
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Date: 12/10/2021 8:52:00 AM
Hi Lin, Thanks for stopping by and commenting! This was purely fictional, but I tried to incorporate a message to everyone in a humorous way. -Stay safe, Gail
Date: 12/8/2021 7:22:00 PM
LOL. Once a comedian, always a comedian. Very funny, neatly laid out story Gail!...ab
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Date: 12/9/2021 4:41:00 AM
Hello Anselmo, Thank you for letting me know your response. Glad this provided a chuckle for you! Have a wonderful day, Gail

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