A Bit of Black Friday Humour

RUDOLPHS DEMISE Rudolf reindeer lost his sight in one eye Santa said you won't be able to fly Also said you're getting old To a butcher he was sold He ended up as red nose reindeer pie... SPEEDING SANTA A speed trap was set up on the highway Cops waited for a mug to come their way A speeder appeared Sporting a white beard They handcuffed him and impounded his sleigh... 'DIRTY' SANTA An elf debts just wouldn't go away To raise money he stole Santa's sleigh The bad elf went on the run Santa shot him with his gun Saying " go ahead punk make my day"... POOR POLLY The family were waiting to be fed But the turkey had rotted and smelt dead They were in a rut The shops were all shut So they roasted their pet parrot instead... THE GRINCH Someone stole presents from under the tree Cops were baffled and thought who can it be ? The culprit was seen Twas a man in green The Grinch caught as he attempted to flee... ELVES REVENGE The elves downed tools cos they wanted more pay Santa said" you get enough so no way I dont need you no more Can get toys from the store " They got their revenge and burned down his sleigh ... EYE EYE A man ordered for dessert pumkin pie Was choking stomach thrusts' they did apply Started to heave Made other guests leave Chef rushed over, said " you found my glass eye"... Written 30th November 2019.