A Beautiful Lady From Poetry Soup

A beautiful lady from poetry soup Went for a car ride one day but as she drove to the local mall She realised she had forgotten the way. Then she saw a young man fishing Directions from him she would ask but she realised her high heels Were simply not up to the task. So she called him over and he was eager to please Until she pulled down his trousers OOH its so long since she saw one of these. The young man covered his todger As into the back seat they fly She fought to pull his hands away but can't remember why. I know I shouldn't make fun of ladies Such beautiful ladies especially But I'm desperate to witness their humour That is why they are getting this from me. I'm sure they'll tut tut and shake their heads Returning to this wonderful home we share They are hardly likely to seek revenge I think they just wouldn't dare.