My boyfriend told me he needed some space. I told him to join NASA.
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Miss Western: Tell me, child, what objections can you have to the young gentleman? Sophie: A very solid objection, in my opinion. I hate ...
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From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.
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From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.
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Keep breathing.
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To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.
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Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them.
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I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.
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We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse.
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The longing to produce great inspirations didn't produce anything but more longing.
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