A little Jewish Grandma is at the Florida coast with her little Jewish Grandson. The grandson is playing on the beach when a big wave comes and washes the kid out to sea. The lifeguards swim out, bring him back to shore, the paramedics work on him for a l
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Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha.
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If your baby is… Beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, and angel all the time, You're the Grandma
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How would they explain that as they got off the plane at Beirut? ... How would they tell grandma under a cypress tree: They wanted us to worship a donkey!?
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These are not investments for the grandma and grandpa set,
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She said 'Hi Grandma, this is Liz, I'm OK. I'm with...' and she couldn't quite understand who she said. But it ended with an 'E' sound on the end.
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Heredity is a strong factor, even in architecture. Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma.
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Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me.
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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
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Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him.
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To deny the need for comprehensive child care policies is to deny a reality—that there's been a revolution in American life. Grandma doesn't...
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Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas -- that's what my grandma taught me.
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Life is what we make it, always has been, always will be.
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