Yikes Poems - Poems about Yikes

Only four stairs to ascend! And with a broken leg on the mend? It felt like a wet noodle. Or more aptly, hot Stroodle . Hanging on to that railing for dear life, As though we were husband and wife. With a six foot grandson at the top of the stairs. My daughter below, in case I flop like a gigantic...

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slowly do they creep these demons smiling slayers of souls creeping shadow-like thoughts incubated in the womb of a dungeoness despair taunting the daylight of forever’s darkness John G. Lawless ©3/19/2019...

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You’ve taken off my clothes, and you have bathed me. I’m ice-cold, shivering; what’s going on? What’s happened to that towel you always use to wrap me in? Don’t tell me it is gone! You hold me out in front of you right now as if I have no feelings. Oopsies! I get it now. Pee’s sliding down my leg. Oh, my...

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Stop this pounding in my head Tired red eyes full of dread Reading lines and lines of words Every time I stand it hurts - ouch! Sleepy mornings go by slow Squeeze a breath out and try not to wallow...

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Stone cold sober I was one day When a lady Stood in my way She smiled at me Like something weird Then just like that She disappeared! Was she a ghost Or a lost soul? Or some actress Playing a role? Like an omen Of things to come She blocked my way But left me dumb Those who vanish By day or night Cause confusion What's wrong or right? Lord have mercy On "Second-sight" Pop-up spirits Cause quite...

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with noticeable burgeoning bosom in the offing, ahoy this baby faced blubbery bosom beastie boy fast becoming a bra man, and might hire himself out as a male wet nurse for employ ment, cuz when stark naked on shark tank, I behold two bopping, brewing, busting flap jacks in search of a frying pan, which change in my physiognomy doth annoy but, suddenly spurring, this...

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What's with you all guys in your spandex on spokes, bearing down like demons on us poor ambulating folks? It won't be so funny, surely no little joke, if you crash into us we'll (both) look like broken egg-yolks So, try to have courtesy at least, show some respect cause when you're travelling that fast, who knows what to expect...

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Zowie, yikes And holy gadzooks! It's that really silly Poetry kook Coming at you With giggles galore Funnies, chuckles And so much more A formula for sailing Right through the day Laugh at your troubles It's better that way No sense complaining It makes you feel sad Just think of it folks Things aren't that bad It could be worse You could live in a shoe Have dozens of kids And animals too No place...

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Zowie, yikes And holy gadzooks! It's that really silly Poetry kook Coming at you With giggles galore Funnies, chuckles And so much more A formula for sailing Right through the day Laugh at your troubles It's better that way No sense complaining It makes you feel sad Just think of it folks Things really aren't bad It could be worse You could live in a shoe Have dozens of kids And animals too No place...

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A praying mantis female decapitates mate… I’d be praying, too...

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