Wun Poems - Poems about Wun

...Tak oor grund from beneath oor hurdies Burn oor birches aside the lough, Besmirch hard fecht fur freedom, Dictating oor days tae come, No from the pint o a gun, Fae laws an promis......Read the rest...

...Mango sirene is living in a material wirld . But is she a material girl ? Mango sirene needs a job ! I doent noe if she can cook, but she,s not a slob. Her frends moovd 2 California . Because ......Read the rest...

...Oi be nowt but an auld country hick, we a liddle bit of gall, an a lotta stick. Oi baint niver afeared to speak me mind, nor critizise folks harshly iffen Oi find zummit I don’t loik. Tis allus ......Read the rest...

...South of 80th.street & west of the Dan Ryan , Thairs a haunted valley , & I aynt living ! It looks like it used 2 B , a parking lot for trucks ! But now it's just a landing pad 4 ducks ! I......Read the rest...

...Tom Price phones up John Ely. "I hear you sell some of the best horses in the county I'm sending out my best guy if he likes the goods we're buying one of your horses. My guy is a midge......Read the rest...

...**Acrostic** WUN LIFE Why work for another, slim wages Under a corporate shadow. Wake Up NOW, be your own boss tomorrow Live life the way YOU want, just Introduce three. Not a pyrami......Read the rest...

...da big puppee wun away twees ma ma get foe mee peese ......Read the rest...

...Hewwo and Mewwy Cwistmas dearwest Bugsy! Season's gweetings to you Daffy D! So gwad you fwew out this way Bwess my bones, if it ain't Wosemite Sam! (Pweeze weave your shotgun in the guest womb) ......Read the rest...

...There once was a man from Evely Wan Wun Who walked around with what look like his son Women would stroke the boys head Shaking with delight he said “It’s not me son, but keep stroking I’m having ......Read the rest...

...(York Assizes, 20th August 1612) Judge Sir James Altham, Speyks, Tha wi power t’ eeal wi power t’ cumfort logic an’ knowledge ney i’ t’ nivver t’ be, nobbut God grants ‘is holy wesdom t’ se......Read the rest...