Woody Allen Poems - Poems about Woody Allen

... Wide World of Sports televises a political assassination from San Marcos, a tiny Latin American nation. When the president dies, a dictator comes into position. He takes complete control......Read the rest...

..."Some Grave Humor for Monday Mourning" Posted 5 Apr 2021 take note: if you don't go to your friend's funerals they won't go to yours some think our cemetery is nice......Read the rest...

...Needle less explanation concerning... Fabled, faded, and faint scars courtesy varicella,   a highly contagious infection caused  by varicella zoster virus can still be seen unlike kids today in......Read the rest...

...watch this some time death dressed in white an angel that appears and swears, not like: S*#t F!#k or other words yet calms the condemned that all will be alright so calmly sleeps no worr......Read the rest...

...You out there in the darkness Picking up your pens Need encouragement from the Lower East Side Surely you can writing something as imaginative as Tolkien Funny as Woody Allen As moving as Count......Read the rest...

...“That’s what I love about baseball – it doesn’t mean anything.” – Woody Allen The sun is shining, flags are flying, Spring is here once more: fresh-mown grass, and onions frying – and so you......Read the rest...

...Woody Allen once pondered, “Is rough sex dirty?” Replied “Only if it's done right”, his eyes quite blurry Voice trembling and shaking During this joyous undertaking Apologized for his wor......Read the rest...

...There are these dreams you never want to wake from. Last night you sat in a theatre, watching a movie, marveling at Spain, unrolling before your eyes, a memory of the Pyranees you never wanted to ......Read the rest...

...“Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.” - Woody Allen When I was much younger, previous decades seemed so distant, so far away. To me these older and impossible decades ......Read the rest...

...The man is funny as hell But is Nazism something to laugh about? I've run into iit Believe me it wasn't pleasent Remeber the T.S. Eliot line "Oh you who turn to windward ......Read the rest...

...In times of changes one switches gears in A man just crapped inside the urnil In time a janitor proceeds to take his slop bucket out We close our eyes from all hidden fears then drench our tears......Read the rest...

...Shhhhh there she is on computer no. 2 the one i come here to see if by chance she's here the one in the green dress and black spiked boots! now she's a lady lady like in all her ways why i......Read the rest...

...Lying on new mown grass looking up at a starry sky, the Eye of me cannot see where the "I" will go when I die. Believing in neither heaven or hell within this mind I've had but only in the Po......Read the rest...

...Mondays, I sit in the parlor and write a few poems Reflections of an outer and inner world in turmoil It need not rhyme to describe the pain between the lines Tuesdays, The hand surfs the Intern......Read the rest...

...Have you seen the movie you know the one Woody Allen, the call girl, son That’s my favorite Mango sauce, sushi sashimi land of the lost bad Santa, Will Farrell Italian singers, ......Read the rest...