Funny Woman Poems
These Funny Woman poems are examples of Woman poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Woman Funny poems written by international poets.
The Problem with LeatherI once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...
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woman, clothes, funny, humor, rain,
The Rest of the Story Poetry Contest-The Old Woman in the Shoe~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The old woman in the shoe loved the charity shops.
Once she was inside, seems like time stopped.
She rummaged and searched and became quite mad,
But when...
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humor, woman,
It Started With A blank Canvas
It started with a blank canvas,
the world I should make but I am anxious.
Making fields of pretty flowers,
to the deep blue seas takes many hours.
Mountains...
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woman, animal, bird, love, men,
Funny hat joke" All the funny jokes are a bit smutty" :( ~~ The poet~~
Such a sunny day, yet the lake was mine, not a soul...
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woman,
Snow WhiteSnow White took an unladylike bite
of a big red apple polished bright
she snoozed quite a while
he kissed her with guile
and they shared an afternoon delight...
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woman, fruit, funny, humorous, kiss,
CompartmentalizationCOMPARTMENTALIZATION
Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses,
so messes … not get in!
Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do...
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woman, funny, hilarious, old, silly,
What's Love Got To Do With ItI started out life as Anna Mae Bullock, ...
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woman, child, cry, hurt, music,
A Woman Named FayThere once was a woman named Fay
who would frighten most men away,
she was grossly fat
and most didn’t like that;
but the ones that did; begged to...
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woman, fantasy, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Woman a and Woman BWoman A and Woman B
Woman A speaks about Woman B
Don’t know what she sees in her husband for the life of me
I run in to...
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woman, women,
Calling a Woman TartI don't see the funny part
Of calling a woman Tart:
What you now plan to restart
And just burn a happy heart
Words of mischief...
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allusion, cat, image, woman,
Duper WomanI used to miss your touch, now your hands feel like claws
I used to melt in your stare, now your eyes come with bristles
I used...
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woman, africa, age, feelings, freedom,
Mangia Mangiathere once was a woman named Mimi
she never would wear a bikini
when she was asked why
she didn’t blink an eye
said, “I’ve eaten too much linguine!”...
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woman, feelings, food, funny, image,
Hi I'M Kamala and I'M MisunderstoodI cackle and I giggle
I'm a friendly sort of gal
And when I’m quite excited
I'll give a little twirl.
Why would all this be funny
As It's simply...
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woman, funny, humorous, political, satire,
AbandonAbandon baby cries daily effortlessly for giving hugs, ...
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woman, baby, cry, kiss, love,
Dirty Peacock; the Night CraneI saw you were perfect..
and I loved your confidence..
but I yearned to feel whole,
So I made a fling...
You saw my ego,
You smiled at my strength,...
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Categories:
woman, desire, firework, freedom, funny