Wit Poems - Poems about Wit

...Got stuck in a celestial trap, Found myself nowhere within the gap. Fell only for the crap, Driving me insane with this verbose map! Poke my nose, pinch my ear, Don't want to reach near those ......Read the rest...

...I've always lived in Southern California. I've never heard of summer rain. This notion, I have to say, quite honestly, Strikes me as insane.    I might as well speak of fluffy penguins Who liv......Read the rest...

...#moon in Scorpio... As a result, poesie naturally gravitated toward intimate situations that allowed her free reign to openly express herself. After I gave her psychoanalysis I found her ......Read the rest...

.... whoa wit that wind spring whilst the flower front mine blooms shrink not the puff's rose......Read the rest...

...THE WORD vs THE WORLD Wise words wield weapons versus woeful worldly woes. Wondrous words wage war against woeful worlds Wielding wisdom, wit, and worthy worth. Words weave witty wisdom, wardin......Read the rest...

.... ‘Tiz them t!ts them thar tingly thingiez thrash'n through this troubadour'z titillating think trigger’n ......Read the rest...

...In Him, In Elohim ALL creator makes us for His Glory, we're part of His Glory He's the wit, the ink, the page HIS words write mine story--- "CREATOR IN ME I'M IN HIM- E......Read the rest...

.... lady that thar grin smirk quirky smile wit yer chip tooth arrrr up ......Read the rest...

.... noth'n sounds more sweeter than the jamaican windz help'n the salty wet slap 'gainst mine cabin's porthole her'z arrrr ......Read the rest...

.... Yarrrrr 'course I know'd my purty wanted tuh sail wit her corsair she be no landlubber ......Read the rest...

...CLOSET DRAMA Setting: Two friends working out how to create a beautiful garment from the curtains. And planning an escape. Characters: Giselle (G) An innocent young wo......Read the rest...

...Neither irony nor rhyme were ever a crime, But wit, if a fit, can be, I submit (sometime). Which weapons (or tools) employed by wise men (or fools) Are OK to use? Don’t ask me - I don’t make t......Read the rest...

...Age is over rated I went from cute and cuddly To terribly two In the flip of a calendar From being inquisitive To being nosey From pre-teen To A TEENAGER Meandered Through the military Into......Read the rest...

...She walks in the room with courage swinging in her bag, she looked so cool and had nothing significant to lose, her high heels made her look proud and she weather the storm without a doubt she just h......Read the rest...

...KEY: A: An American Man B: A British Man *It be a late evening in a semi-lively lightly plastered crowded pub near Bavarian Village in Hyde Park, London, England, UK. ......Read the rest...