Funny Wedding Poems
These Funny Wedding poems are examples of Wedding poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Wedding Funny poems written by international poets.
The Mouse with the Hat
Montague mouse wants to purchase a hat
“Why do you need that,” asked milliner cat
Montague replied, “It’s so that I can marry”
I must wear a nice...
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Categories:
funny love, silly, wedding,
What IfFor example: what if it
had not rained that day
you and I had not sought
shelter in the same cafe
perhaps we would never
have met~ a pot of...
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Categories:
wedding, cute love, feelings, friendship,
The crispy crusty breadThe crispy crusty bread
Was as lonely as it gets
As handsome as he was
He had no bride to wed
The crispy crusty bread
He tries all that he...
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Categories:
wedding, celebration, destiny, funny love,
Duper WomanI used to miss your touch, now your hands feel like claws
I used to melt in your stare, now your eyes come with bristles
I used...
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Categories:
wedding, africa, age, feelings, freedom,
TattersI once was funny, made most people smile.
Children loved me because they didn't know:
I kept them laughing, yet all of the while,
my heart was aching...
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Categories:
wedding, children, dedication, happy, heart,
Wrong SentI went to a church filled with white
Beds of roses scattered in the site
I stepped aside for the dashing bride
Coming down the aisle, a rushing...
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funny, wedding,
My Wedding Day BlunderOn the first floor of a hotel in Cape Cod
A larger than average lady got on the elevator
She pressed floor number two
Immediately I blurted out...
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Categories:
wedding, funny,
The Missing BrideMy late cousin’s daughter was to get married
at a place some 80 km from their residence,
I was asked to drive her there and I agreed,
it...
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Categories:
funny, wedding,
FeelingsFeelings
Are they real?
Sadness and anger sure,
But love?
Is it made up?
Because you are meant to
Think deep, do you...
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Categories:
wedding, black love, boyfriend, break
My Hot Weddingnear ritual fire with holy chants,
dressed I sat in my stylish western suit,
day heat reading celsius forty two!
unbearable were tailored woollen pants,
my pouring sweat looked...
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Categories:
wedding, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Bachelorhoodwinkedbachelorhoodwinked
by michael r. burch
(a poem about wedlock, or lock->wed)
u
are
charming
& disarming,
but mostly ***ALARMING***
since all my resolve
dissolved!
u
are
chic
as a sheikh's
harem girl in the sheets
but castle's no longer my...
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Categories:
wedding, desire, engagement, lust, marriage,
Royal Wedding of the OwlsKing of this barn I am said the owl, and he said it in one loud caw.
The other animals began leaving, for they were afraid...
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Categories:
wedding, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Weddings Used To Be SolemnWeddings used to be solemn.
Reverent.
No one spoke as they entered the church.
It was like a funeral only less flowers.
Super respectful air of silence.
Solemn occasion.
We took...
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Categories:
wedding,
YouYou laugh at all my jokes, ‘
even the ones that are not funny.
You listen to my troubles,
making them your own.
You know my words,
before...
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Categories:
wedding, beautiful, faith, friendship, inspirational,
Produced Wedding FiascoPRODUCED WEDDING FIASCO
If cantaloupe
Could elope
and marry a honey dew melon
What would happen
If a cabbage out grows the garden
As crabgrass and dandelions rapes the...
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Categories:
wedding, adventure, appreciation, fruit, funny