Walmart Poems - Poems about Walmart

1. As you search the aisles at Walmart for something to say to your boyfriend’s mother? a. You look for kind words in the book section b. You search through the sheets and comforters c. You listen to the other customer’s conversations d. You...Read the rest...

I went to Walmart this morning - yes, it was very brave. My dander was up - I was on high alert - for active shooters and the unmasked. Then I saw him! A man on the...Read the rest...

I find myself foraging, basket in hand among the cocoa harvests of distant lands. A shaft of light crashes like a Chinese paratrooper through the store’s skylight, rays pierce high-stacked shelves, beam upon all-consuming shoppers, flash briefly upon brimful spandex. It is then...Read the rest...

Left toothbrushless mine pilfered along with shampoo,deodorant, razors and other such, found me wasted in Walmart, thieving Gnomes at the last homeless shelter are my suspects. His name tag said Elvis, greeting customers at...Read the rest...

At Walmart we're a happy group, Our work is more like play. We enjoy each shift so much, And for this they even pay. We can't wait to get to work, So we can see each other. We are all so...Read the rest...

People find 150 million thousand reasons to go to Walmart… me too. Sometimes, I just go just to go and at times I find myself going because I want to, not because I need to. Today, I...Read the rest...

I find myself foraging, basket in hand among the cocoa harvests of distant lands. A shaft of light crashes like a Chinese paratrooper through the store’s skylight, rays pieces high-stacked shelves, beam upon all-consuming shoppers, flash briefly upon brimful spandex. It is then...Read the rest...

Talking about aliens is a big topic today Here's what I think for the record, I say Of course, they exist At Walmart, catch my drift? Their invasion is surely already underway...Read the rest...

I find myself foraging, basket in hand among the cocoa harvests of distant lands. You ask patiently: what do you need? As you speak a shaft of light crashes like a Chinese paratrooper through the store’s skylight. The ray pieces high-stacked...Read the rest...

The question, urgent and acute, that fashion asks every woman daily: what does she prefer? A Ricci’s chic, a chilly passion of Ungaro, an ease of Givenchy? What’s better? A dramatically black look or, say, an all-white? A silk cape...Read the rest...

I want to mingle with the people of Walmart as they regally push their shopping carts Eclectically dressed perfection each a work of art Camouflaged chic or an old guy dressed like a tart Back and forth my eyes dart Over there a...Read the rest...

“Only in his hometown and in his own household is a prophet without honor.” Matthew 13:57 Sometimes, when I go shopping, I meet a strange woman. Barefoot, dressed only in a garland of dried flowers and an...Read the rest...

“Going To Walmart to Find Jesus” Living in the fast lane is getting me down, I worry about money, and am near a mental breakdown. Debts are mounting and we’re heading for war, I don’t trust the newspapers and...Read the rest...

“Give up trying to do anything. nothing works works.” From a note written by Scott...Read the rest...

If you see rhino horns for sale at Walmart Don't buy one, to save the species must all do our part But must confess, on my rec room wall A collection of oddities not that small Of weird Walmart...Read the rest...