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Vogan Poems - Poems about Vogan


Premium Member Vogan Monorhyme
Forsooth and forlorn ferocious I fried, Before Bibawhack, my baboon bastard's bride. To teachy thee a truth, Ye took And Ye tried… On yon odorous oxters [as the ocean tide.] Guarengriddle Green, elope, elope. Makes watery- eyed. So send it soft, send it soon, spittle spot, easily spied. Him and she, Her and He hurtle and hide… Disenchanted,...

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Categories: vogan, nonsense,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Vogan Poetry Contest
Flirt "a-n-t-o-p" itch, scrabch eau ladle Yabba scent moral reelf fablet C'ertain istic heft log glitcheskin Sellodaffle feft, fall guppit, helpfullf ...

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Categories: vogan, art,
Form: Vogon Poetry



Premium Member Vogan Unrest-
Celebrations shock gatherings cries of the breath; And clapping of those masking's while holding their crush; Labor long and hard, while hurdling soft; Spills the just of juice; I can't vue it, just can't vue it... is the Vogon's contest? 7/17/21 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2021©...

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Categories: vogan, adventure, analogy, anxiety, stress,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Vogan Poetry Beware of Lettuce
Did anyone say vegan oh you mean Meagan No she died ears ago eating a pulpit wat !!! she ate wood chips !!! Yes Mima ,her intestinal tract blew up like a big balloon, splintered and crackled her cel phone gave her miiginites ringatitus what a turd,... stay away from dah freakin' cel phone or you'll wind...

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Categories: vogan, pollution,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Vogan Poetry Inspires Us All
Vogan Poetry inspires us all Couth super- of the world trailer, stringendo travels afar Rent center bank me bark me recipe, stringendo.for sure for sure National poetry month prompt day eight Vogan Bot Poetry...

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Categories: vogan, satire, science fiction,
Form: Vogon Poetry



Premium Member Eliminating the Vogan Queen
Fouey Fricklebundt fries formed generously under the daily duress of Voganistic scoundrel dogs and gloryfined frickleless masters showed up as Jayburgers seriously rounded up in a distressed way by interplanetarium worm hog feedsayergoers. Muddling in madness, the querulous queen of the planetarian everylords slapped an intergalactic space voyager cat into Fricklebundt’s space pod, knowing...

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Categories: vogan, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Premium Member Incensed By Vogan Tv
Happily ensconced in a glimmering tree Wearing buckle belts on his pudgy left knee The old Vogan king took a potshot at me. My men promptly snatched him up and threw him down Tore off his wig, his shirt, and his hideous crown Kicked him meanly into a heap on the ground We dragged him by orange donkey cart all over...

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Categories: vogan, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Vogon Poetry

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