Vlad Poems - Poems about Vlad

Writing anything political can throw fuel on a fire, but these Limericks are not meant to ignite anyone. Just a bit of humor in my opinion. Yes, we all have one. A Musk rat and a vengeful dog Both wantin' to be called Boss Hogg In a rocket they'll launch The critter with a paunch Always croaking like a bullfrog Trump wrote...

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Vladimir Putin hints at using nuclear weapons Guess what, Vlad, we have our own weapons too We'll point Donald J. Trump directly at you...

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We don’t believe either Biden or Trump On both of them we constantly dump But Putin’s claims are treated with reverence After all, the man provides zero evidence ...

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O sunflower Helianthus thy Name The internet for Writing, strange game My love for Helianthus Annuus, came With Morning Muse. then CONFUSE-ion Not on the site, lost in cyberspace Meanwhile new cultivars of sunflower Are amazingly done in the US God be praised for flowers, that give and give Yes, an annual, dies when cold, but reseeds Itself -- feeds us good seed-- Glory...

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Vlad the Rat Putin has a pea sized brain Decided to invade peaceful Ukraine But Ukraine fought back Thwarthed their attack And now the world knows Rat Putins insane... He tried to hold us to ransom with gas A nice offer but I think we'll all pass We no longer care We'll get it elsewhere And he can shove it...

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My name is Vlad I can shoot, I can kill, I can also make you very ill I have tanks, I have bombs, and many other killing machines as well I also have many morons I control I am mad And my name is Vlad I am a president A president of my own vanity I am also insanity I like to shoot,...

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The latter classified as a voivode (prince) of Wallachia (part of modern Romania). Surrounded by enemies that included the Hungarians, the Ottomans, his younger brother, and Walachian nobility, Vlad employed extremely cruel gruesome measures to inspire fear in those who opposed him. He earned his nickname by impaling his enemies on stakes. No argument Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin equals and invariably will outrank Vlad the Impaler the second son of Vlad Dracul who...

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Read the room and wind your scrawny neck in, Mr Putin Mark my words, the West are gonna stick their size ten boot in No-one here has fallen for your good-for-nothing plan So pop your pacifier in and get back in your pram Heed the world, the Bulldog and the mighty Uncle Sam We’ve seen through your bravado, it’s all...

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It was really sad when the guy named Vlad invited people for dinner his last name, Dragul should have warned those fools that the meal might be their last guards locked the gates then it was much too late to avoid their fate impossible to escape they never could reciprocate 10/11/2021...

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There was a vampire named Vlad. 7 The Village all thought he was bad. 7 But the true story. 5 Just wasn't gory. 5 It turns out Vlad was just sad. 7 October 23. 2019...

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VLAD THE IMPALER Aren’t you “Vlad” to see me? He bares his Transylvania teeth. “Impaler” and of the “Order of the Dragon” That devil, Dracula’s out for blood. 6/16/2017...

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Vladimir oh Vladimir, Thanks for the hack Put me in front and Hillary back I owe you my amazing win For you I’ll do anything Vladimir oh Vladimir, you pull my strings For you I can do so many things You have something on me, yes its true Lets keep it a secret between me and you Vladimir oh Vladimir, Be my best friend Bffs...

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There was a man; Whose lived by the mountains for ages. He was; but to be seen, Or heard. He was; truly bizarre, With no lads by his side, He lived in the castle; Of Romania of Britzsit. When the wolves cried in horror; When the mountains stood still; There he was; looking at the moon, While dine in the blood of daughter of Khalil. Such sad,...

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I close my eyes and silken thoughts flow through my mind, The time before time is opened, with all its glory and majesty. I bring you with me my beautiful queen, within a dream, To a time that is yet to come, or a time that is long since past. The time before time, a...

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Lost beneath the mantle of ancient trees On crumbling road I hope will lead to you Cold and weary, near falling to my knees By lantern light, the world is painted blue Searching for hours to find a sign or trace Of where you are, but not one did I see In anger, left. 'Twas written on your face 'Tis my fear...

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