Twain Poems - Poems about Twain

'There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.'"[ Attributed to Mark Twain anyone can tell a lie but it takes a politician to tell a statistic ...

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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. Mark Twain If that is the case~ how come I still make so many bad decisions ...

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I was educated once - it took me years to get over it. Mark Twain at least I can still count to ten and spell cat ...

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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. Mark Twain I have a ton of experience~ why am I still making bad decisions ...

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain I can’t remember what I said yesterday so it must all have been true ...

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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. Mark Twain we have two wonderful border collies~ I prefer their company ...

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Never miss an opportunity to shut up. Mark Twain Ok. ...

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Mark Twain no wonder Washington is a stinking cesspool!...

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Jumpin' Frog My name is Dan'l Webster this is my story and I'm stickin' to it I'm green with a long tongue wet, slimy skin for a coat. I eat all sorts of insects but flies, now there’s a delicacy. Used to live in a pond till Jim Smiley took me. Sure do miss my family and all my friends. Had a good job racing others...

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American humorist and writer, Mark Twain born as Samuel Clemens, his name in history does not wane. He attacked Big Business with “The Gilded Age.” An observant journalist as well, Twain was very sage. ...

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Twain writes ahead Of his time, yet Died penniless....

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mark twain claimed never to have read a book yet his personal library had over three thousand volumes now that is bizarre but books do look good in a drawing room or whatever kind of flippity floppity floop you live in you feel me? i've never read poetry i tell people they say, "yeah, it shows" i say they can go play...

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Puzzle pieces are made so that they interlock, but sometimes one of us gets bent out of shape, and no matter how hard I try to make you understand you're like that misfit puzzle piece with eyes agape, acting like you're always right, but stubborn as a rock. Our differences are like the pieces of a puzzle called life. You...

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Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. (Mark Twain) When Adam donned his fig leaf Was a sense of decency assumed. When sons of Adam Again find it cute To be comfortable In their birthday suit Will simple modesty be resumed. ...

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Samuel Langhorne Clemens- Born, it was his name But be it said- his name in fame The poet known- "Mark Twain"...

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