Twain Poems - Poems about Twain

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions. Mark Twain I have a ton of experience~ why am I still making bad decisions ...Read the rest...

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain I can’t remember what I said yesterday so it must all have been true ...Read the rest...

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. Mark Twain we have two wonderful border collies~ I prefer their company ...Read the rest...

Never miss an opportunity to shut up. Mark Twain Ok. ...Read the rest...

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Mark Twain no wonder Washington is a stinking cesspool!...Read the rest...

Jumpin' Frog My name is Dan'l Webster this is my story and I'm stickin' to it I'm green with a long tongue wet, slimy skin for a coat. I eat all sorts of insects but flies, now there’s a delicacy. Used...Read the rest...

American humorist and writer, Mark Twain born as Samuel Clemens, his name in history does not wane. He attacked Big Business with “The Gilded Age.” An observant journalist as well, Twain was very sage. ...Read the rest...

Twain writes ahead Of his time, yet Died penniless....Read the rest...

mark twain claimed never to have read a book yet his personal library had over three thousand volumes now that is bizarre but books do look good in a drawing room or whatever kind of flippity floppity...Read the rest...

Puzzle pieces are made so that they interlock, but sometimes one of us gets bent out of shape, and no matter how hard I try to make you understand you're like that misfit puzzle piece with eyes agape,...Read the rest...

Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more. (Mark Twain) When Adam donned his fig leaf Was a sense of decency assumed. When sons of Adam Again find it cute To be comfortable In their birthday suit Will...Read the rest...

Samuel Langhorne Clemens- Born, it was his name But be it said- his name in fame The poet known- "Mark Twain"...Read the rest...

What muse comes fourth and in what form and creed? I must admit, I am touched in the head and my insides barren and sore So shall today's seed be sown or shall its fruit be harvest? Shall this dry barren...Read the rest...

Are we true all the time? How could we be considered "good person", if we didn't hide the truth once and for all when....? ...Read the rest...

Thinking of Marjorie Taylor Green Mark Twain wrote "If you want people To think you are an idiot Open your mouth And remove all doubt"...Read the rest...