Tricked Out Poems - Poems about Tricked Out

...Trumpeting future mercurial villain of history Predicated on his paying obese sense to Ronald McDonald patron saint buzzfeeding his pie hole courtesy "two Big Macs, Fillet-O-Fish and a chocola......Read the rest...

...I (a youthsome, wholesome, jokesome, handsome,... gamesome, chucklesome, bothersome, and awesome modest fellow)... does not deliberately court immortalization, and wonders what criteria confer el......Read the rest...

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......Read the rest...

...Daylight Savings Time Ends – November 5th 2023 means... discombobulated, harried, and lobotomized state of body, mind, and spirit triage. Onset of dark shadows signalling edge of night occurs......Read the rest...

...Impossible mission to sleep on opposite side of marital bed... Oddly enough even when frolicking in the autumn mist with seasoned super tramping cheaply tricked out goo goo dolls some resemb......Read the rest...

...I can never comply with fastidious hygiene Try as thee most persuasive person might, he/him, she/her, they, them... can never wean yours truly always objected being told when to bathe/shower ......Read the rest...

...They say crime don't pay, we just left ST. Regis, in a two seater Battista, got rich off Coke cut with ether & a ton of reefer, now they get rich selling magazines putting our crimes in the Don Div......Read the rest...

...Television triptych throwback and despite remote chance to channel small medium at large metamorphosis I may witness analogous to caterpillar will transform me into a butterfly otherwise No......Read the rest...

...Grant this civil yankee to doodle till Lee gets blue in the face blowing 99 red balloons April 9th, 2023 will signal 158 years since Appomattox plus what would have been ninety sixth birth of......Read the rest...

...Virtual trophies (wife for I)... offered, husbanded, and collected when winning solitaire Nothing beats that exaltant rush of adrenaline watching the computer generated cards automatically r......Read the rest...

...Sinister voices heard... and ethereal disembodied spirits seen from the other side of the woods said phantasmagorical sound and sight particularly experienced every Halloween. Though dog tir......Read the rest...

...Someday soon I am going to be in a big parade I’m not going to be the Grand Marshall, of course, I would ride a motor scooter if I were not afraid. I’ve given thought to a Shriner’s ......Read the rest...

...In Times New Roman, I font to hitch wagon to a star. Alias Adobe Jenson Albertus Aldus here wed Alexandria (Algerian, an all around American Typewriter gal) scattershot with Antiqua ancestry, ......Read the rest...

...Anthropomorphic test device to explore amply, cheaply tricked out with super tramping, albeit unsophisticated trappings strewn ceiling to floor available for purchase at Dollar store (actuall......Read the rest...

...Mitchell: Good sirs, my word was fair. No discrepancy stains the pages of my ledger. The fifth tier is a sub-basement beneath the cellar floor of the temple’s vestibule. Any woman who is not tagged w......Read the rest...