South Park Poems - Poems about South Park

...Going through a closet, I was quite surprised to find Several shopping bags of t-shirts That my son had left behind. While looking at them, one by one, I realized they portrayed His entire gr......Read the rest...

...South Park and Dragon tales. Twin peaks and Seinfeld. Family guy and The Daily Show. Ace of Base and Cheryl Crow. Friends and Will and Grace. Babylon 5 and spac......Read the rest...

...Barbie and Ken, Barbie and Ken, They’ve been an item since Christ-knows-when. He’s not Kenneth Connor, he’s not Kenneth Clarke Just Ken in the daylight and Ken after dark. Ken’s a rôle-mode......Read the rest...

...Oh no failed to strike or touch a nerve again So nothing new here move along Maybe i'm just not cut out for this after all Living in a Gangsta Rap Paradise Coolio point obtuse missed......Read the rest...

...SOUTH PARK HOLIDAY DIET There once was a boy, named Eric Cartman. A roly-poly little brat, sorely in need of a diet! His friend Kenny had the just the answer: "Just date a belly dancer, eat......Read the rest...

...Derek and Eric said I'm Generic, a weird name but I'll wear it, I'm cool, it's epic, Generic's so original like the South Park ginger kid, "gingers have souls bluur". MC Generic the genius ......Read the rest...

...I'm Eric Cartman and I'm an evil little *****. My mom is poor, she certainly isn't rich. She posed nude in a magazine because she's a Crack Whore. She couldn't afford to buy me an IPad and that ma......Read the rest...

...South Park At you're peril Should you choose to disregard Believing it's humor to dark Once understood Becomes instantly funny Bang on the money As it parodies life The absolutely absurd That you co......Read the rest...

...This is not a poem. This is a quick little rambling about myself and what I do. I'm not particularly sure if what I write is "poetry" perse. I suppose I'd consider it a release of my inner most tho......Read the rest...

...when caucasians talk about spreading iodine & baby oil on themselves in order to sit out in the sun and burn themselves to a different color, it makes me think of those girls who mi......Read the rest...

...I am standing at the kitchen sink. Your house, bling Don't know why but I can't, think. I am playing by the rules But they keep changing I have lost my tools. Where did I go ......Read the rest...

...(This is a fictional poem) I became Eric Cartman's father after I slept with his mother. She turned out to be a very lousy lover. A paternity test showed Cartman's mom to be a hermaphrodite. Bu......Read the rest...

...(This is a fictional poem) I loved watching South Park on weekday nights. But my cousin caused me not to be able to watch it and we got in a fight. He smashed the TV screen and I had to pick up ......Read the rest...