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Nicotine is making a comeback
analog cigarettes are making a comeback
so many students are nicotine positive.

Every girl has Zyn by her drink at the bar
which used to be seen as a BRO-y vibe.
I’m not taking a view, I’m unbothered by it.

because

I’m hooked as well - I might as well admit it.
I’m into placebos these days and and I’m abjectly
rendered dumb by their unspeakable pleasures.

I went to an acapella concert last night and OMG!
I was mollywhopped (knocked out).
.
.
Acapella songs for this:
They - The Harvard-Radcliffe Veritones
Finesse (Remix) by The SoCal VoCals
Viva La Vida by Buffalo Chips
24k Magic by Acasola
.
.
....
Trump has everyone quivering
he cornh0led those cowards at CBS
but you know who ain’t backing down?
South Park. I LOVE those guys.
Trigger warning. This is EXPLICIT and hilarious.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afetnw70S04

A Life in T-Shirts

Going through a closet,
I was quite surprised to find
Several shopping bags of t-shirts
That my son had left behind.

While looking at them, one by one,
I realized they portrayed
His entire growing up, through college,
Starting in first grade.

The school shirts featured P.S. 6,
Then Wagner Junior High,
With a special few from Stuyvesant,
Where high school years flew by.

Another group had characters
From movies or TV – 
Pee Wee Herman, Austin Powers
And the Simpsons’ family tree.

There was Beavis, there was Butthead
And the South Park kids, as well
As World Series shirts and Yankees;
(We’re New Yorkers, you can tell).

Favor shirts from his Bar Mitzvah
Nestled near the travel trove – 
Shirts from Scotland and from Israel,
Plus some places where we drove.

Then the final category,
From his favorite billiards hall,
Where the hours spent resulted
In those plaques upon his wall.

As a grown-up and a parent,
His collection’s surely grown,
But I love these sweet reminders
Of his younger self I’ve known.


DAYS OF OLD 90's

South Park and
Dragon tales.
   Twin peaks and
Seinfeld.

   Family guy and
The Daily Show.
   Ace of Base and
Cheryl Crow.

   Friends and
Will and Grace.
   Babylon 5
 and spaced.
	
The X-files and
The West Wing.
Fancy and
Shania Twain.

King of the hill 
And Mad TV.
Sponge Bob and
Ren and Stimpy.

Frasier and
The King of Queens.
Boogie nights and
MR. Bean.

Spawn and
Blue's Clues.
Goodfellas and
Dazed and confused.

TMNT and
3rd rock from the sun.
In living color and 
Brooks and Dunn.

Jackie Brown and
Wayne's World.
Beastie Boys and
Don't take the girl.

***** as folk and
Beavis and Butthead.
The Simpsons and
Father Ted.

Lil Kim and 
The Sopranos.
Selena and 
Hey Arnold.

Reservoir Dogs and
Johnny Bravo.
Clueless and
You oughta know.

Turbo1904 ?

Dangerous Minds

Oh no failed to strike or
touch a nerve again

So nothing new here move along  

Maybe i'm just not cut out
for this after all

Living in a Gangsta Rap Paradise 

Coolio point obtuse missed

How can i get through to the
projects or reach these kid's 
at South Park elementary

If the best of word's i have to give
so far haven't reached out to or
touched a single soul thus far

Premium Member South Park Holiday Diet

SOUTH PARK HOLIDAY DIET



There once was a boy, named Eric Cartman.
A roly-poly little brat, sorely in need of a diet!
His friend Kenny had the just the answer:
"Just date a belly dancer, eat lots of candy canes,
And soon you'll be thin and svelte as Santa's reindeer, Prancer."



                December 24, 2019


Note: Based on the television USA adult, animated comedy series,
"South Park."
{Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.}


I'M Eric Cartman

I'm Eric Cartman and I'm an evil little *****.
My mom is poor, she certainly isn't rich.
She posed nude in a magazine because she's a Crack Whore.
She couldn't afford to buy me an IPad and that made me sore.

After I lied on DR. Phil, Apple was about to give me a Human CentiPad.
But they got an order to disassemble it and that really made me mad.
I started cursing God and he struck me with lightning.
I won't ever mess with him again, he's too frightening.

Many people hate my guts because I'm a racist punk.
When I offended a girl classmate, my ship was sunk.
She beat me up because she's a tough little Lass.
I tried to fight back but she kicked my sorry ass.

I certainly don't have a heart of gold, I'm a terrible lad.
People wonder how a nine year old boy can be so bad.
If you do something bad, I'll rat you out because I'm also a snitch.
I will not change my ways, I'll continue to be an evil little *****.

(This poem is based on the South Park cartoon.)

South Park Comedy Gold

South Park
At you're peril
Should you choose to disregard
Believing it's humor to dark
Once understood 
Becomes instantly funny
Bang on the money
As it parodies life
The absolutely absurd
That you could not write
As so contrite
The human plight
Is comedy gold
Destined never to grow old

South Park

I am standing 
  at the kitchen sink.
Your house, bling
Don't know why
  but I can't, think.
I am playing by
  the rules
But they keep
  changing
I have lost
  my tools.

Where did I go
  I was here
Last time
  I looked
Before
  my essence
  preci'd into
  sudsy soapy bits
Down the hole.

It wasn't a rhyme
  about Alice
  it was me
  straight up
Against malice.

Do you prefer 
  the girl who cries
  in her pud
The one you left
  in South Park
She died
Deleted
  in the dark.

It's a part of living
  to clean up
  my giving
I'm getting better
  with every word
Clearing my head
  setting the sword

I throw them down
  one by one but
Paired is better
  ask Noah
The go-getter.

I am making space
  to take in more of me
And I know
  I am not
Out of my tree.

Never changing
  for hatred again
No one can cause me
  any pain
I'm so cut up
  there are no more bits
Big enough to fit
  inside the slits.

Ill-fitting pieces
Meatballs from mince
Don't wince,
  I know
Analogies so.

I hear with my nose
  and smell with my teeth
And just can't find out
  What's beneath.

I'M Eric Cartman's Father

(This is a fictional poem)

I became Eric Cartman's father after I slept with his mother.
She turned out to be a very lousy lover.
A paternity test showed Cartman's mom to be a hermaphrodite.
But I know for a fact that that's not right.
I was drinking booze when I went to South Park about ten years back.
I regret the experience because she's a whore on crack.

Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!

(This is a fictional poem)

I loved watching South Park on weekday nights.
But my cousin caused me not to be able to watch it and we got in a fight.
He smashed the TV screen and I had to pick up the glass.
When I got done, I kicked his ass.
I liked watching Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle.
My cousin will be in the hospital for awhile.

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