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Humorous Sonnet Poems

These Humorous Sonnet poems are examples of Sonnet poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Sonnet Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Birthing a Sonnet
Writing my first Sonnet was like a pregnancy.
I knew I wanted to give birth to one 
and took on the parental responsibility
knowing it wouldn't... or...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sonnet, birth, humorous, poetry,



Premium Member Reverse Psychology
Mark Twain wrote how Tom had Huck paint his fence
using reverse psychology on him.
Tom bamboozled Huck, yet in his defense,
Huckleberry Finn was known to be...

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Categories: character, fantasy, humorous, imagery,

To Nallum in Your Glist
TO NALLUM IN YOUR GLIST


“I don’t understand you.” She, with pandled lips and gaze forlorn,
While I, becrimbled, sought to straff my meaning, bonsting ever stronger....

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Categories: boyfriend, desire, devotion, funny

I See You, Mary Lee

I am often underused and often underestimated 
a zing of a thing that often goes unheard, unseen  
ginger beer is a tonic unlike me...

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Categories: humorous,

Sad Boys In Class
We sat in class,
Doing nothing new,
As time passed,
Teacher is late! Finish the work due!

Waited there, waited for long,
And someone started tapping his desk,
We all started...

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Categories: humor, humorous, school, teacher,



The Good Old Flirting Has Died
A prelude to a prompt quick-fire affair, 
Nor ever lovelorn heart's innocent heist, 
Routine good manners nor eyeful flutter, 
Frisson nor frown furrowed, though deemed...

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Categories: romance,

Premium Member Avarice - Greed
Pandora, Oh Pandora, you're to blame
Man's avarice has doomed us, one and all
So blatantly we covet without shame
And turn our heads away, when beggars call.

In...

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Categories: humorous, perspective,

Premium Member Spring Flaw
Spring's classic charm - highly overrated, 
Perhaps because it follows winter sleet. 
Its new beginnings too animated,
Its poetic praise rather obsolete. 

Forget the fragrant flowers’...

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Categories: humorous, spring,

Premium Member Veracious Rover
Hundred million K' away neighbour, Mars
     Hovers bolognese smeared brother, ice brick
     Fondness for possibles although bizarre
...

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Categories: animal, baptism, character, crazy,

Masculine Toxcicity
(Shakespearean sonnet form: ABAB CDCD EFEF GG)

If there exists in your vicinity,
Presence of Toxic Masculinity
Give many thanks to your divinity
For this male fortunate proximity.

T’was men...

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Categories: humorous, poetry, truth,

Premium Member The Salesman
~A knock on my door came late in the day,
in wonder I pondered, who could be there.
I peered through the peep to keep them at...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Shall I Compare Thee
Shall I compare thee to a summer drive
in traffic, packed beyond capacity?
Or to a freeway snarl, an angry hive,
bothered and hot, as far as eyes...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, love, travel,

Monkey Business
Here's where I left behind
Back in time
Trying to find 
What's in Monkeys mind 
In 2006, 08 
Or maybe 09
And the years grow longer
The deeper I...

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Categories: drug, funny, humorous, nature,

Premium Member They Sit In Judgement
Some may think they’re an aficionado
but do they hold a poetry degree
They sit on their high horse with bravado 
it’s from there that they cast...

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Categories: humorous, judgement, poetry,

My Last and Best Hope
(...surely goodness and mercy will follow me all of my days and I will dwell in the House of the Lord, forever. Psalm 23:6) 

Shirley,...

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© John Shuck  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hope, humorous,


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