Snored Poems - Poems about Snored

... What the Dickens! Santa ain't wearing knickers well his pants got caught inside the chimney now here's the kicker... Little Joe woke up in the middle of the night and gave Santa such a jol......

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...Grandpa snored loud by the fire, Dreaming of treats he’d admire. He woke with a yawn, Found the cookies all gone— Seems the dog’s now our chief cookie buyer! ......

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...In the city of the living, A place where all are breathing Few miles away from the well-known barber shop Down the road with an inclined slope He laid down there underneath the bridge Helpless......

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...Forgive me if I have wronged you The task before me Is beyond marital blues You claimed I come home late You claimed I drink spirits a lot You claimed I snored every night You claimed I took yo......

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...WHEN I DIE, I’LL WAKE UP Did you see me wake the slumber As she snored her way through Prepare the timber for the winter To say all she’s gone through I’ll awake when I die Shake the thick,......

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... In days of yore her husband snored Her nightly grief knew no relief But then by chance she learned to pole-dance which promptly cleared his sinus......

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...Can I keep them? They followed me home. I knew they would be great models, and end up in a poem. My husband did not look up from his nap. He snored loudly, hoping I would go away in a snap. I h......

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...It was a strange sort of day A Heavy treacley sky That seemed too thick For any bird to even try to fly. The city lay in waiting for Celebrations to begin The Fiesta of Fiestas Days of mil......

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...Terry did not mind doing dishes until Doogie moved in He liked to cook and made messes that were up to her chin I never clean a pot or pan he said, bragging about it. After a while she stopped doi......

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...I'm falling asleep everywhere Should I sit for a moment As night time is wakeful So, sofa, cinema, garden chair I've drifted off for a moment or an hour Yesterday I was a passenger So fell as......

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...I’M SO BORED I’m so bored I think I snored and I’m not even asleep I’m so bored I know I snored, no need for counting sheep It’s like watching paint dry or watching grass grow This day is going......

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...It hurts to note one's congrat has been ignored. He later wakes up, who has long snored. Fresh call for fresh congrat fingers are bored; The pain from previous neglect had hit cord! My Apology:......

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...There was a cute puggle who snored up a song When joeys hopped up bridging along, Emu chicks joined with boom notes and grunts Whilst dancing along with top wild stunts. Penguins marched in for......

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...On Tue, Aug 30, 2022, 2:13 PM james horn wrote: remember my Lord who i always have adored body nailed to board always can afford to pay for love of the Lord worship in a......

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...Shh! The kitty is sleeping the faerie village was whispering. The slumbering child was almost ready to fall off the tulip’s head. The sun was warm that day, but not so hot to be blistering. The ki......

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