Snored Poems - Poems about Snored

...Grandpa snored loud by the fire, Dreaming of treats he’d admire. He woke with a yawn, Found the cookies all gone— Seems the dog’s now our chief cookie buyer! ......Read the rest...

...In the city of the living, A place where all are breathing Few miles away from the well-known barber shop Down the road with an inclined slope He laid down there underneath the bridge Helpless......Read the rest...

...Forgive me if I have wronged you The task before me Is beyond marital blues You claimed I come home late You claimed I drink spirits a lot You claimed I snored every night You claimed I took yo......Read the rest...

...WHEN I DIE, I’LL WAKE UP Did you see me wake the slumber As she snored her way through Prepare the timber for the winter To say all she’s gone through I’ll awake when I die Shake the thick,......Read the rest...

... In days of yore her husband snored Her nightly grief knew no relief But then by chance she learned to pole-dance which promptly cleared his sinus......Read the rest...

...Can I keep them? They followed me home. I knew they would be great models, and end up in a poem. My husband did not look up from his nap. He snored loudly, hoping I would go away in a snap. I h......Read the rest...

...It was a strange sort of day A Heavy treacley sky That seemed too thick For any bird to even try to fly. The city lay in waiting for Celebrations to begin The Fiesta of Fiestas Days of mil......Read the rest...

...Terry did not mind doing dishes until Doogie moved in He liked to cook and made messes that were up to her chin I never clean a pot or pan he said, bragging about it. After a while she stopped doi......Read the rest...

...I'm falling asleep everywhere Should I sit for a moment As night time is wakeful So, sofa, cinema, garden chair I've drifted off for a moment or an hour Yesterday I was a passenger So fell as......Read the rest...

...I’M SO BORED I’m so bored I think I snored and I’m not even asleep I’m so bored I know I snored, no need for counting sheep It’s like watching paint dry or watching grass grow This day is going......Read the rest...

...It hurts to note one's congrat has been ignored. He later wakes up, who has long snored. Fresh call for fresh congrat fingers are bored; The pain from previous neglect had hit cord! My Apology:......Read the rest...

...There was a cute puggle who snored up a song When joeys hopped up bridging along, Emu chicks joined with boom notes and grunts Whilst dancing along with top wild stunts. Penguins marched in for......Read the rest...

...On Tue, Aug 30, 2022, 2:13 PM james horn wrote: remember my Lord who i always have adored body nailed to board always can afford to pay for love of the Lord worship in a......Read the rest...

...Shh! The kitty is sleeping the faerie village was whispering. The slumbering child was almost ready to fall off the tulip’s head. The sun was warm that day, but not so hot to be blistering. The ki......Read the rest...

...It was late afternoon on the 27th of June. I was sitting on my porch, just whistling a tune. Having just returned from a European tour; My bride being tired sat in her chair and snored. I was fee......Read the rest...