Smarty Poems - Poems about Smarty

he said he could win a woman with a smile and just one glance his pretty smile and perfect disposition and by the way he wears his pants. She could get any man with a pinch and kiss on his cheek wearing pretty dresses making sure to wink...Read the rest...

VIDEO/AUDIO on YouTube above. NOTE: On the video; double-click to enlarge, and/or, right-click for the drop-down menu and click on 'Loop' for auto-repeat, click settings and pick the highest level for quality viewing. Smarty-Pants, Show-Off Prance...Read the rest...

For everything he's got a stance Can he be wrong? Not even a chance He was tall, handsome, never denied Quick witted, although empty inside What he hated most was uncertainty Built moats round what he wants it to be Got...Read the rest...

Once was a smarty-pants now they're down at my ankles My thoughts are all scattered, my brain's all tangled What can I do to fix my mojo Chat with my loving friend Mo-Mo That'll fix it as well as...Read the rest...

Thought it would be fun to write a cute little Smarty Pants poem. I was crazy with excitement about it, laughing with happiness gore. I was so happy about the idea, I figured it had been done...Read the rest...

When Dragon communed with nature, all the pigeons came home with him. And from our daily feeding of wild birdseed, they decided to take their fill. Unfortunately, they did discover, they liked it, a little bit, way...Read the rest...