Slobbering Poems - Poems about Slobbering

...They called her Cookie at Animal Welfare, she had a white body with one black ear and a black spot on her upper butt. She had a friendly face and was pretty girl. Could not divide up the cute beagl......Read the rest...

...wave wave wave a mouth an ocean tongue slobbering like a big slobbery dog licking my face wave wave wave zave mave jave licking my face an ocean wave mouth of the boisterous dog vave kave ba......Read the rest...

...When I was seventeen, they say, That I was quite a punk, Living in Las Vegas, With a lady who was drunk. Working as a valet, For a place of ill renown, When I got a bigger break, Working as ......Read the rest...

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......Read the rest...

...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......Read the rest...

...It’s Monday afternoon, the first day after Fall Break. Several of my suitemates are here, relaxing a bit before we hit the dining hall and then scatter, like debris from a bomb. There are a zillion t......Read the rest...

...“Words speak volumes” even the few, or the one when chosen wisely – let us not confound quality with quantity – like an honest kiss on a barren cheek at the right time trumps a delu......Read the rest...

...A show supposed to be classic But watchers' cheap applause did seek The actors, no exception, sick: Long the rude point in mind shall stick... Why choose the slobbering walker And mimic the la......Read the rest...

...Recently I’ve been thinking about that 8 foot plot of land outside of Heathers that my parents buried my grandfather in. It’s amazing how many tulips and roses can fit in an 8 foot plot of land. ......Read the rest...

...Oh, meaty mothballs! as opposed to mothy meatballs Alternatively - slobbering sloth-balls! instead of sloppy moth-calls Stupid refrigerator! as opposed to dumb incinerator A......Read the rest...

...They shut off our power for about 3 hours To make needed repairs they say D'ya know how that affects our daily routine Like our arm's been cut off half way No heat, no lights, no comput......Read the rest...

...Horrid man in Walmart Slobbering over a 16 year old girl Licking your teeth like a rabid dog about to make the kill Your teeth are nonexistent My panic is the opposite of your teeth......Read the rest...

...From across the dark veiled hills , A howl of anguish fills the soul with chills, We hear it coming amidst the shadows, And smell its malelovant purpose distinctly. Ever closer it creeps and snar......Read the rest...

...Can I go to the bathroom? This place is full of jackasses. This place is full of jackasses jerking each other off. This place is full of ignorant, parochial, zit-sucking jackasses undeserving of thei......Read the rest...

...A slobbering smile A loving stare A sofa, bed and floor Covered in hair A morning stroll A paw in the air Waiting for a tummy rub A bear with a tear Jumping in puddles Biting at the rain......Read the rest...