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Slapping Poems - Poems about Slapping

Slapping Poems - Examples of all types of poems about slapping to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for slapping.

Premium Member There's a Bloke In This Cafe Slapping His Face
he's been there doing that for about twenty minutes it's both palms on both face pastries he was here the other day laptop in front of him bopping and biffing like in a boat race chronic stress? enervation? or giving...Read the rest...
Categories: slapping, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
I Knock At the Door
Welcome signs spreads dah floor_ And here I stand just before. There’s Happy people inside therein_ It's soon to open_ don't know when. Peeping through dah peephole waving to dah crowd_ doing my best_ not ta get loud. I keep-a ringing dah...Read the rest...
Categories: slapping, drink, fun, funny, giggle,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Slapping Eight People At Once
If I was an octopus I could slap eight people at once Whatta creative mind I have, just realized it last month Might partly be my diet More people should try it Might lose friends but think of how...Read the rest...
Categories: slapping, funny,
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Slapping the Witch At Midnight
it loves me it loves me not this ball of id and fiery snot bleet bleet bleet the runt of life this shallow sheep stomping Gossomer mice. Eating shadows keeping score a sagging Teet a dripping bore. The game is up, the pinball...Read the rest...
Categories: slapping, children, me,
Form: Free verse
Slapping the Free Press's Face On First Lady's Day
Red thier Hips, Taxsation without representation, Invited for dinner, How dare you, remenber for her children, daughter outlaw in west, Ride them cowboys ride, deep is their voice The rangers ride high and fast Ten...Read the rest...
Categories: slapping, introspection, prayer,
Form: Ballad




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