Short Washing Machine Poems

The washing machine

The air will smell fresh again

Right after the rain...

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Thoughts, fantasies, memories	
                               Crossing legs, clenching muscles
                                             An old washing machine...

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Partly dirty partly clean clothes that are in washing machine
Quilts blankets and sheets and rustic blue jeans~


3/17/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2022...

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The clothing she wears is obscene,
And knackered her washing machine,
She washes by hand,
But please understand,
Her knickers are never too clean...

for Jan's Limerick contest...

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A washing machine is useful
My shirts need all the help they can get

I get them dirty easily
Machine must work overtime to clean

I hope to keep my shirts spotless
Likely I’ll need the washing machine

Russell Sivey...

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Painted and withering
Is this hopefulness.
So overridden
is my speech now. 

Desiring a fading
is the only route. 

Blood stained sheets,
wrapped, comforted
albeit held prisoner.

White washing machine
Not too tidy any longer....

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emotional laundromat  
memories placed  
within the 
washing machine
of the wounded soul 
cleansing of the 
negative residue 
that resides within
the broken heart 
place negativity
within the dryer 
shrinking emotional
scars...

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If I was a washing machine
I would make clanking noises
I would go on strike
I would refuse to spin the clothes
I would make you wring your shirts and pants out
I would laugh at the consternation I cause
If I was a washing machine...

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Smiling, I read my tarot,
It said, "Go with the flow,"
Asked the faucet, you know,
Washing machine did overflow,
"Your gifts are for the world!
Positive vibes, old girl,
I mopped the floor, okay,
Go with the flow, this is today! 
...

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An Electric Rub Board?
By
Tom Wright

There was a young man named Joe Greene,
Who promised his wife a new washing machine.
It was called a Rub Board,
And had no electric cord,
Now Joe needs a transplanted spleen.
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"Grr, I'm the washing machine."
You said.
I laughed so hard,
I couldn't think straight for 
What seemed like eternity.
I'm still smiling so hard that my cheeks hurt.
Is that what true happiness is?
I don't know.
But I truly hope it is....

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  A blessing indeed is my washing machine
     wash, rinse, drain, spin 
                         Voila! My clothes are clean

  O for the news cycle to be so pristine
     instead, once it hits spin
                         It’s a soiled partisan scheme
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Clothes all clean
but the washing machine
ate up all my panties.

Raced to the store 
to buy some more,
But bought instead some brandy.

Stopped at a shop
for a lollipop;
a treat I find so dandy.

My skirt fell down
In the middle of town.
Now everyone's eyeing my candy!...

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Yesterday my drain was clogged
Woe was me my brain was fogged
No toilet, sink or washing machine
Whole house smelled like a latrine
But a bottle of black did the trick
24 hours the drain was slick
The sink went down the washer works
The smell remains rotten eggs it lurks...

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Some small thing was chirping 
behind the washing machine.

Go look I told her
is it a bird or a chipmunk?

“You go look!” She said.
I did not want to go.
I didn’t go.

After a while, the chirping stopped.
I didn’t do anything

This morning I watch TV.
Drink coffee,...

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Big yellow taxi
They paved paradise to put up a parking lot
And all I got
Was this tie died t.shirt
My washing machine cleansed 
And a 2nd hand scratched record
On which a needle jumps 
To the beat of a Trump oval office
West Wing
Whitehouse 
Partitioned 
Behind  a Wall...

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I want a taste
Of the piece of cake
But the frosting now dry logged
Left the top off now the flavors gone
Threw the remains in the washing machine with bleach
Made a malted shake when looking at my blurred image
You want some you wanna a taste


2/7/18
by James Edward Lee Sr....

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Something is wrong with the washing machine
It's supposed to save me time
The sound of it chugging and whirring away
Is simply quite divine

I'm not quite sure how it happened
The process need some refining
'Cos when the washer has finished it's job
I'm always left with the Ironing....

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Yesterday


He loved me before dinner
Bouquet of intentions
The blooms of tomorrow so enticing
I succumbed
To the charms
Only wanting illusions love
To kiss me forever
Dead flowers in vase
A reminder
Of my silent suffering
The washing machine
Cleansing my memories ...

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The disgrace

She lives in a shack
five children,
the sum of five broken promises.
A TV station 
gives her a bag of food
and a washing machine.
To help people in need is a duty,
but poverty as entertainment 
                       is porn
                      to make us feel good about ourselves....

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Oil
Some people are green with no life experience. Wet behind the ears. They can't work a washing machine. Life for them will be hard. Vertical learning curve.
Others are yellow. Real back stabbing bozos who'll step on your corpse. Not looking over their shoulder as you burn. The worst type of plebs. I know many....

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This Poem is rated Mature and may contain material unsuitable for readers under 18.
Silk sheets

Some wine

Some sex

Some cum

Some goodbye

Some guilt

Silk sheets

Some washing machine

Some dryer

Some door opening

Someone's home

Someone kissed

Someone sleeps

Some guilt

Some hope....

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The clothes in the washing machine, I now pondered
how I might best pass the time, and so I wandered
up a muddy hill, late to perceive I’d squandered
my time, for now my jeans needed to be laundered.

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The Awit is a monorhyme quatrain narrative as a complete sentence, with each line containing 12 syllables....

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You can rip me apart
Turn my flesh with
your bare hands
You can scatter my heart
Turn my flesh with
your tears
Spit it out to the dogs to chew
Let them swallow it,
Is okay I'll live
My heart is tumbling
like clothes in the washing machine
I'll die
I'll die inside
The worst part
I have no shoulder to lean on....

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She sits upon the washing machine 
The vibration turns her on 
Now everything in the house is clean
and her bad mood has gone
I hug her very tightly 
She gives me that sexy smile 
Holding Tom and Jerry's and in her nightie
We just might be gone for quite a while .


The great itty bitty poetry contest
Sponsor Andrea Dietrich....

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