Short Slinging Poems

many fruits slinging 
and tree bearing  many  leaves,
Just one seed was sown....

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In the Rocker’s Lair
Exotic smokes fill the air
Slinging sweaty hair


By Robb A. Kopp...

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“Margaret Thatcher you ain’t!”
“You ain’t old Reagan in paint!”
slinging mud
with a thud
terrible taunts tossed to taint...

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This one called that one a crook;
That one called this one a dud.
Neither could be clearly seen,
Once they were done slinging mud....

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A women kept slinging her mane
That was caught in the wheels of a train
It cut her hair short
So, she went out and bought
A wig with a triple inch mane...

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Arty stuff No 7

Raphael's old mate, namely Titian,
Was thinking of taking up fishin',
He was reading a book
About slinging your hook,
Then strode off with his rod on a mission!!...

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Here's a good question, why were we given snot
What the hell use is it cept for making us distraught
Can't chew it
Or brew it
Only thing it's good for is rolling it up and slinging it at your pop...

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Xtra care in the Rocker's Lair
Exotic, intoxicating elixir there
Slinging sweetly, words of dare. ;)
Everlasting, I can see and hear.

Inspiration 2: http://www.poetrysoup.com/poems_poets/poem_detail.aspx?ID=216744...

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Name calling and accusatory mud slinging,
offers absolutely nothing of value with regards to true problem solving,
and is so very immature in my worthless opinion.
Having said that, I do find internet trolls to be very entertaining....

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Imitation is sincere,
Flattery in every line,
DH inspires passion.

Words read so similar, 
Anger ignites in me,
DH pestered to frustration. 

I create havoc, slinging venom 
Like tossing candy in a parade,
DH pays the price for my sin....

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Gangs
i look out the window
guys hanging on corner
slinging nicks
across the street
look outs on high alert
police is a rolling
coke is always flowing
girls turning tricks to
guys to get their kicks
young boys huslting
gays to get their fix
is it a plaque...

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S*A*T*U*R*N

Slinging our way through your ice-ball halos,
Around your myriad shepherding moon rocks, 
Tiger-stripe ice cream body below
Undulates in a tidal, hypnotizing rhythm,
Rocking our slender ship.
No sane artist could imagine you.


May 29, 2021...

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I look out the window
guy's hanging on corner
slinging nick's
look out's across street
drinking gin and juice
and double duce
screaming red dog
girl's turning trick's
to guy's to get their kick's
police rolling, coke a flowing
young boy's hustling gay's
so they can get their fix
is this a plaque?...

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I’m tired of people 
slinging hash
and calling it Haute Cuisine

The Emperor naked
behind the mirror
where truth still reigns supreme

Waiting for accolades
pity more apt
so they again can void

Leaving their excrement
out on display
— only the rats to enjoy 


(The New Room: March, 2024)
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Slinging boomerangs from a faraway crag.
             Over ocean, mountain and the tundra of living.
                             Slicing chests of the wayward and vulnerable.
                 Seeding souls with fear of the greatest alone.
             Circling back to grasp the palm of the slingers.
Wearing the red meat from the heart of dreamers....

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Slinging slang, snazzy…dang
Zoomers zing, zazzy.
Loosening tongues, eroding
out the path well set.
the text of millennials, lit.
Forget about correct spelling—
Sit on the keys…amirite?

Nov 2021

Amirite - slang (merriam-webster) used in writing for "am I right" to represent or imitate the use of this phrase as a tag question in informal speech...

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Slinging in the Brain
Oh, Slinging in the Brain
It’s a crazy ass feeling
To be slinging again!

Would you please stop that?
Why Chef?
You are annoying the customers
They can hear me?

Oh, yes, one yells from the dining room.
We can ALL hear you!
The entire restaurant begins to sing
“Slinging in the Brain! Oh, Slinging in the Brain!”

I have never felt so proud....

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You've trained for years 
make a living slinging a metal ball into the air
earned your way into the Olympics
fed in part by charity,,,
just to perch upon a podium of malcontent
crap on the flag that held your dreams aloft
like a magic carpet above the fires of life
while you raise your ungrateful fist..

You don't represent anything but hate,,,
I'll be rooting for the communist....

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When fishes get bored of usual blue seas
Accords the ocean, the colorful coral reefs
When sky feels edgy of bracing dark clouds
Surprises the sun, slinging colorful bow
When falls get jaded of cascading down
Carves its way, the earth, makes falls run
When I embrace anxiety for no reasons
Sends butterflies, the nature, in all seasons 

August 24 2021...

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sitting in an old run down
barn
dreaming 
of the day 
upon waking that the animals
will be non-rabid
towards me
they  do not 
sit with teeth bared
they moved with the precision
of the preternatural
ability
that makes me calm
i move like a 90 year old man
with all the knowldge
but with hands 
that 
boast fingers which
simutaneously
make
a floor clean
and 
a whore scream...

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Is it frivolous to be silly?
Slinging pure lively giddy into a lamp post pile,
laughing in a joyful eager way?

Is it foolish to play as if tonight might be
the last night you can ever play with 
these people, or in this spot?

Is it trivial to fricassee words, frying them up
into lively funny limericks or poetic sentences,
trying to amuse or encourage others?

Obviously, I think not....

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In my sky
stale sun slinks slow,
blazing
still life’s stalled time,
slinging like dark cloud,
casts pensive
shadow
on dim day,
destined
to find soon
the night fall
through the twilight shroud.
With hope to see stars shine
I
wait at edge of dusk.

May 13, 2020
Syllable count : 3,4,2,4,5,3,2,3,2,3,3,5,6,1,5
Contest : Pick-A-Title, Vol 17-Yalto
Sponsor : Edward Ibeh...

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Watching NFL on Sunday
Flying the Rebel flag every day
Playing poker every night
Wow, Life is great

Yelling "Git-R-Done"
Mud-slinging in our big trucks
Listening to the crowd
Watching the broncs buck all night
What a wonderful day, hey.

Whether I am hunting or fishing,
I know I am having a great day
Listening to Southern Rock
Rocking out loud to "Kid Rock"
That is my idea of a great day...

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Alone in the park,
Heart still in the dark.

Turned a quick glance,
At her magnetic stance.

She was purring like a kitten,
I was instantly smitten.

Her soft perfumed hair,
Lingered in the air.

Lacking all shame,
I took steady aim.

Slinging Cupid's arrow,
With tip sharp and narrow.

Disgusted, she turned away;
As my shaft went astray.

Romance is wearing thin,
And I'm alone once again....

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~ Ironical-Educational Limerick ~

     Slinging southern-fried political pus
     Easy as pie for smooth-talking Russ
        He'd turn on that charm
        From down on the farm
     Convinced folks states' rights were a must

     How could slavery really be bad
     Prosperity every year they had
        But Abe Lincoln came
        Spoke in freedom's name
     King Cotton hated Abe's truth like mad...

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