Short Sarcastic Poems

Closing down sale

A big thank you to all our customers...

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Flamboyant words harshly spoken from little blonde with hot temper...

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Sarcastic sunrise
An ode to summer's demise
Over burnt tea leaves...

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I need to stop being
sarcastic all of the time
- yeah, I'm on that....

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Trapped within my mind 
you're sarcastic words to me 
sobering effect...

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his pen left me struck,
that sharpened sarcastic nib...
tempered with humor...

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Tumultuous
Energized
Narcisstic
Agism
Goal-oriented
Egocentric
Risky
Sarcastic...

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A sarcastic frown;
Labeled grumpy old feline;
Still beauty is found.

 ...

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So vast the mind of men...
So vast the universe...
So vast both.

Merely a vast cynical joke...

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Dear CORONA :
   
It is sarcastic to say 
But need to obey 
Childhood deciplince 
Once again in life...

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Enthusiastically sarcastic
Optimistic cynic,
How I attract to you is drastic, 
And none other could mimic....

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This brain´s on fire.
"Another case of spontaneous combustion
it's good for the health
it´s good for society".

-They`d say-...

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Silent, sarcastic sneering
Dark, deadly deliberation
Ignoring ignited ire
Foolish fervor over fateful follies....

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I found the “PoetrySoup” site,
Reading the poems was a delight.
Wow! they were fantastic,
And some were sarcastic,
Now I write poetry all night....

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Ever give your man a compliment
     and hear a deaf response?
Laud’s louder and sarcastic
     the second go around.

9/19/2021
Bite Size Poem no21...

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Portrayed
We were in a frame
Spinning smiles and years
To the man in the tailored suit
We sat sarcastic and cynnical and grave
Fading and buried by age......

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Leaning to the left
People becoming selfish 
Choosy
Sarcastic 
Unfair
Cruel
Not logic
Blindly love and hate
As imperfect as 
The position of the heart...

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Fists raised in anger.
Protest against inequality,
inequity, all biases,
poverty and hunger.
Wet and cold forecast.
March cancelled.
Pumpkin spice latte please....

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Kids don’t play anymore.
kids don't need understanding now
we make them into men.

Young men for the everlasting old war.
Ripe harvests of the current generation....

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Simon Cowell is not nice,
thinks that a black t-shirt will suffice.
He can be rude, mean and quite sarcastic,
and gosh, his face changes look like plastic !...

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This chorus sarcastic and wrong  
Is a spoiled thug throng sing along 
(Loud) "Drill baby drill"
To the green crowd seems shrill
Still republicans love Palin's song...

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Arrogance, sarcasm and suggestive wit,
Some people in this world I admit,
Think is so cool and fun,
But actually in the long run,
One day they go too far, and have to quit....

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She was a disillusionist
Sarcastic and quite nasty.
I hired a doodlebug to capture her
I paid him rather well.
She came out a nicer worker ant.
Having survived that larva hell....

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cynical?
sometimes

sarcastic?
I have tried to give this up

snippy?
Yes!

abrupt?
            absolutely.

funny?
            with my friends

Polite?
            before I get to know you...

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We laugh to be pleased. 
It may be harsh and haughty. 
It may seem quite rough. 
Haters use satire to taunt. 
It's a criminal's platform. 


Written: December 05, 2021...

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