Short Program Poems

Yogi the Bear
steals picnic basket
gets euthanized...

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piece plain
position penalty
program pinch
passionate...

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looking for program
over flooded memory
thinning and cleaning...

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Printed
propaganda
with a political
program marketable to the
public....

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God came to church last Sunday;
Left early; reason is--
Looking at the program,
He found it wasn't His....

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Many Poems Must Cram

Many Poems Must Cram;
Make me part of your program;
At all with no spam.

Jim Horn...

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C-ommencement program
J-ust starts to confer degrees, 
B-estowing honors. 






Form: Acrostic Haiku...

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tired of his violent program
turns off, un-reclines, stands up
scent of perfume drifts down stairs
turns on love station
...

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I said goodbye today
To alcohol in a letter
In the partial program
Im so glad I said goodbye
And recognized alcohol
Is not my friend...

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Participle Pats Practicum por proficient patterning, 
pertaining particapatory pronoid program preparation,
preceeds pandemic profound PARTY!...

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A dog on an exercise program,
Only ate the leanest ham,
Jotting his routine in a dogalog,
Staying off his daily grog,
Now has a job with Uncle Sam....

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H-ear
I-nspiring
M-usic
I-n
G-ood

N-ote
G-ladly

L-oving
A-rtist's
H-armonious
I-ntonation

Topic: Net 25 TV Program
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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There was a certain computer nerd
Who yearned to do something absurd---
   He went to the john
   It came out all brown---
Delighted, he could now program a turd...

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This is the beginning
The beginning of a new line in code 
The zeroes and ones in my life
A program I can master
Unbelievable, 
A work of art nevertheless
Poetry for me....

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M-aligaya
A-ng 
S-ambahayang
A-ng
Y-aman
A-y
N-asa
G-awang

T-uwid
A-t
H-indi
A-ng
N-ilalayon
A-y
N-egatibo

Topic:INC radio program
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Watched a weather program on local TV
It made me shake right down to my kneesies
Hurricanes, tornados
Amazing rainbows
Scary as hell, made me wet my dungarees...

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Watched a weather program on local TV
It made me shake right down to my tootsies
Hurricanes, tornados
Amazing rainbows
Scary as hell, made me wet my dungarees...

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I said goodbye today
To alcohol in a letter
In the partial program
Im so glad I said goodbye
And recognized alcohol
Is not my friend
It tried to destroy 
Everything about my life...

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The kids put the program guide back on 
Each station had way too much crap on
Then mum said hey kids
Watch one of dad’s vids
And soon Tim said Mum, what’s a strap on?...

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Saw a program on animal rescue last night
Their love of injured wildlife is a delight 
They deserve a medal
A medal to treasure
Extremely dedicated, it's a constant fight...

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Propose and Disclose

There is this program I want to propose;
Reveal to everyone as well as disclose;
What you want,
When will hunt;
Do have freedom of choice will expose.

Jim Horn...

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P-rogramang
A-ng
M-inimithing
B-unga
A-y
N-aroon
S-a
A-ni
N-g
G-anap

A-t
L-aging
M-asikap
U-pang
S-umagana
A-ng
L-ahat

Topic:Net 25 TV program
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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God Expansion Program

Had entered a God expansion program;
While believing in him like a little lamb;
Were in search of,
God and his love;
Of flock is best leader and a large ram.

Jim Horn...

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Trump and Flatulent Fiddle

Trump had tripped over flatulent fiddle;
Expanded was program and his middle;
Reviewed gift,
And got a lift;
From trial and being @#* received acquittal.

Jim Horn...

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Just watched a program on dinosaurs
Rivetted by how much our knowledge has soared
We never stop learning
With a passion burning
So much more to discover till the day we are no more...

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