Short Poop Poems
Short Poop Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Poop by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Poop by length and keyword.
Our School Cheer
IBM
UBM
ICBM
On the floor....
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Categories:
poop, baseball, basketball, games, high school, humor, teacher,
Form:
Quatrain
Wild Geese
wild geese
line up on green car
poop...
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Categories:
poop, bird, humor,
Form:
Senryu
Move It
When the poop hits the fan
"Move it's" the best plan...
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Categories:
poop, giggle, humor, image,
Form:
Epigram
Vertedero
Retched scent en fuego
Wet bac-te-ria infested
Flatus monkey poop...
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Categories:
poop, funny,
Form:
Haiku
Leo
Eat, sleep, poop, meow
The story of Leo’s life.
A good kitty cat....
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Categories:
poop, animals, funny, love, pets
Form:
Senryu
Nincompoop
Why such a dumb
nickname? From Mom's,
"Nin! Come poop!" screams....
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Categories:
poop, childhood,
Form:
Than-Bauk
Poop Underrated
You'll think poop is underrated
when you're sat there constipated...
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Categories:
poop, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Avatar: Extreme Fanatics
Like avatar of gods in human form, they worship even his poop
...
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Categories:
poop, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Monoku
Baby
tiniest nestling
bringing thunder to my heart~
must you poop again?...
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Categories:
poop, adventure, dedication, devotion, family, father, life, love,
Form:
Haiku
This One Is Serious
astronaut poop is like my poop but it floats because its so used of space....
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Categories:
poop, life, loss, uplifting,
Form:
Free verse
Stage
squeezing of hard poop
merciless pressure increase
until the ears squeak...
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Categories:
poop, emotions, homework, horror, hyperbole,
Form:
Senryu
Pardon My French For Jan
I'd like to say merde
pardon my French it means poop
in English its s......
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Categories:
poop, hilarious,
Form:
Haiku
Easter Grass
such brightly colored grasses bring ~
pretty plastic poop beads on a string...
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Categories:
poop, holiday,
Form:
Crystalline
Oh, My --
Pete used to eat a lot of alphabet soup
until he forgot how to spell poop...
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Categories:
poop, food, giggle,
Form:
Couplet
Latest Scoop Caught Croup
have heard latest scoop
our cat in her box would poop
when we caught the croup
...
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Categories:
poop, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Mowing Yard
dogs chasing push mower
throw each other in cut grass
grass hides dog poop mounds...
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Categories:
poop, animal,
Form:
Haiku
Bedtime
Ho, Kitty! Now is the bedtime!
No more time to play!
Even now you try to make poop on my face!...
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Categories:
poop, father daughter,
Form:
Haiku
My Pet Goes (Tetractys)
Out,
She goes,
On a leash,
She walks with me,
Her poop drops out, around every tree....
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Categories:
poop, animals, funny, life, pets
Form:
Tetractys
In Praise of Chicken Soup
There's nothing like chicken soup
to cure what ails you
~ and help you poop...
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Categories:
poop, food, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Avid Dog
A good dog faithfully follows you around, but an avid dog even craves for your poop.
September 1, 2023...
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Categories:
poop, funny,
Form:
Prose
The Pooping Celebrity
No one is more desirable than a person whose mere poop gives people a living...
January 4, 2023, PST, BC...
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Categories:
poop, appreciation,
Form:
Prose
Chihuahua
in winter's sunlight
chihuahua's blood vessels show...
some goose poop on ears ...
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Categories:
poop, pets,
Form:
Haiku
The Great Poop
Sting of the first stink is like an essence that brings their souls to addiction
January 9, 2024, PST, BC...
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Categories:
poop, humorous,
Form:
Monoku
Sidewalk Scene We'Ve Seen
canine squats... tail wags
duty's done... toothy grin... Bye...
Hey!... you poop... you scoop......
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Categories:
poop, dog, pollution,
Form:
Haiku
A Fish's Life
Swim
Eat.....poop
Poop.....float
Float some more
Sigh....stare
Bubbles.....stare
Smile.....I farted
Float...
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Categories:
poop, fish, funny,
Form:
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