Short Neighbour Poems

I must move on
My neighbour is here
To raid my house...

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Two metres apart,
bathed in the light of the moon,
our nearest neighbour....

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Robin,
says 'how do'
as I rake the leaves-
later,whistles a warm
thank you...

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Embrace the neighbour
and the wayside beggar

Be to become a divine lover

30-July-2020...

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"Love thy neighbour!" 
And so my aunt 
gave him the eye...

for Charles' Bauk-Than contest...

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When a bad neighbour 
Sees love on your back and chest 
Shame covers her "him" 

June 23 / 2023...

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haiku
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a hunting spider
a hunting zebra spider
a neighbour

*******...

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My next door neighbour 
was killed in a gas explosion. 
On his tombstone 
it simply said. 
Rest in pieces 
long time dead....

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I am the wonderer  
Don't know where to hault, 
If you find me in your neighborhood, 
Just let me know whether am lost or not!...

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I love to google myself
And to facebook others too
"Did u kno wht blkhole kud do?"
"Yup"
Once i asked my neighbour 
"What are you?"...

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An orgy was held on our block
Where all of the women shared stock
They say Marilou
Had more than a few
For diversity in her flock...

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The wife - like most women I know -
Was always for having a go
But like it or not
She always got caught
By a wife who told her to blow...

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Let's have a conversation
morning greeting once
a favor hug
Without
As a neighbour
We Live
for over 10 Years
no fault of each other....

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My neighbour was out on her porch
Reciting the Bible by torch
When up flew a moth
As big as a Goth
Baptism by fire is just, "scorch" . . . ....

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The wife wandered out in the nude
So our neighbour thought he'd intrude
They lay down to dine
à la 69
You'd think neither one had tried food!...

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I’ve lost all of my tropical fish
And it’s my neighbour I have to thank
Because he plays his music so loud
It caused a tsunami in my fish tank...

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Our neighbour believes God has a plan
A cross on your door will save a man
But COVID-19
Has its own routine
Culling the daft as fast as it can...

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A tenant farmer strummed one note
That some would argue Chopin wrote
Neighbours heard that sound
And plowed up his ground
Monotony sure got their goat!...

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Our neighbour is plumbing Mum's drain
As some drips were causing her pain
But mum is no fool
And his "special" tool
Like Dad's, will just make yellow rain...

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Hedge

Nature won't be tamed
His hedge grows tall, needs cutting
My view is softened






5-7-5 syllables checked with howmanysyllables.com

25 June 2022...

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sorrow hugs my heart 
        fall’s breath rancid with her jeers 
        my esteemed neighbour 
        battles winter’s icy fog
        to bring a fancy xmas card...

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The wife can interpret wet dreams
(The neighbours all knew that, it seems)
They all think its grand
That she'll lend an hand
Whilst teenagers research X-tremes...

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My neighbour out searching for conkers
Is blessed with incredible honkers
But when she bends down
All the housewives frown
Where to look drives their husband bonkers!...

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VALENTINE

A man lived on the floor just above
A neighbour he thought he could love
Passing her by on the stair
He could only stare
And his jealous wife gave him a shove
...

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Dining amongst the Pakistani friends of my neighbour.
Hearing them speaking in their Urdu tongues as all turns to a blur.
Enjoying all their barbecued meats and condiment treats....

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