Short Nanny Poems

This nanny gonna need one xanny,
Just to deal with that one granny....

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Just giving a nudge
may only lead to a fudge: 
push will make us budge....

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A baby boy had a Nanny
Who looked like his granny
She was his nurse
The baby was averse
As the likeness was uncanny...

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Greydar nap, second wind,
Wind swept rain, all good,
Good for plants, no sweat,
Sweat sun, good in hood!

(Loop poem)....

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A young girl with cleavage to spare
Found employment as an au pair
Her boss was excited
Because she delighted
In giving her assets fresh air...

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feisty flamboyant frenzied fanny
genuine genuflects to her granny
many of us yell whoa
for this means she is also
now neglecting nefarious nanny...

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Stood by the river throws a pooh stick
suddenly, I hear “nanny come quick.”
The water went splash
a dog a mad dash
crossing the river to nab our picnic!...

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I'm a bad boy, and it is uncanny 
How I always get hit on my fanny. 
If I could get my paws...
What I mean, Santa Claus - 
I wish Julie Andrews for my nanny....

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TV Reality

Survivors of Amazing Race
met The Nanny whose Big Brother
was The Bachelor who 
had an Extreme Makeover
in 48 Hours



Addictive Characterization...

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H=Honest
E=Easy-going
A=Admirable
T=Tough- love
H=Hero
E=Excellent
R=Respected

S=Super
T=Tolerating patience
R=Reasuring
A=Atomic
N=Nanny-ish
D=Dependable...

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His piano teacher taught Danny
that Every Greek Boy Does Fanny 
But Danny-boy
Was not his joy
Instead he played New Key with Nanny...

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Hush now child
Your Nanny is near.
To hold you close
In the rocking chair.
Close your eyes
and dream sweet things.
Like Dora, Thomas and butterfly wings.  

© Apr 2 2010...

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Nanny taught me how to potty
I don’t like my pull ups soggy
She says stay til I make a plop
Then up from the potty I can hop
Ang go back to playing with froggy

© Mar 30 2010...

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Can we play vets?
Yes Abbie
My Tiger is ill
Yes Abbie
He swallowed some stones
Yes Abbie 
Will you take them out?
Yes Abbie
17 stones
There were 20 Nanny
Love you Abbie 
Love you Nanny...

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PLAYING THE LOTTERY

A young lady named Nanny Lou Wicket
Bought herself a lottery ticket
She won so much cash 
It caused a heart attack
Now the money is gone, and so is Nanny Lou Wicket...

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We like for Nanny to make us PBJ
And minto cheese samiches....ummm
She cuts off the edges, they just go away
She even gives baby bubba some
I love my Nanny more every day

© Mar 30 2010...

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The monk parakeet, decked out in lime green,
In communal nests they can oft be seen.
To raise kids, they don't depend on granny.
Instead, they hire a helper or nanny....

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Get those shoes off my floor
Put in the closet and shut the door
Close my eyes and count one, two, three
Open them I better not see
Twenty shoes any more

© Mar 30 2010      Charles Henderson...

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Pity the poor orphan
  born to wealth obscene
Given over to a nanny
  until she is a teen

Her every last wish granted
  all except that special one
to spend an hour with mom and dad
  under God's darkling sun...

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                 USA is morphing into the CCP.
                 No more beloved gas stove for thee!



                          1/10/2023





                     Growling Panagiota


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There once was a nanny,* lived in New Guinea
She's spot her billy, O would she whinny
   She'd kick up her feet
   And then she would bleat
She'd curl the hair on his chin-chin-chinny


*A nanny is a female goat...

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Once knew a brave fellow from Miami
His ability to leap tall buildings was uncanny
Going up was no sweat
Coming down posed a threat
Sadly he landed and crushed his poor nanny


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Apple, grape, prune juice galore.
They drink it down then ask for more.
With all due respect, they drink more and then,
It obviously comes out in the end.
And I’m the one who cleans up the floor.

© Mar 30 2010      Charles Henderson...

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Limerick : Once a Nanny looked for a Manny/Mannie

Once a Nanny looked for a Manny
And found the father of her Kiddie
Poor Cuckold gave assent
With his Girlie’s consent
Now all five live in One Bliss House free.

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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We Love the Nanny

Promise me. Not a word to anyone.
I think I'm in love with the nanny.
She's young and vibrant and dark.
I'm blooming in her midnight garden.
My wires spark. My heart's ignited.
Keep it secret. Not a word to anyone....

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