Short Ludicrous Poems

Willingness
Inane
Ludicrous 
Loving
Irritated
Appreciative
Memorable...

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could be copious
or like it is ludicrous
but unscrupulous

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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Feminine, each stitch. Whilst ludicrous
A flower to name.
Its garment and its person
Are one and the same!...

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Finding it almost comical as while imagining Lucifer standing in, her...
Wilderness asking, Alpha & Omega, to bow and worship him: ludicrous....

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ludicrous
    exaggerations
satirically
posed
       to
         recognise
a
likeness
&
a trace
  the 
      essence
unseen
 within...

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all hail the world's bane
ludicrous caligula
terrible buffoon
riding on an ass, an ass
sliding on banana skins

© Gail Foster 20th January 2017...

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lazy
 lions
  lie
      in a
  ludicrous 
lair

& 

laugh
        their way 
to the 
        banal 
         bestial 
          bank

...

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Absolutely depressing. 
Truly ludicrous and ridiculously.
Can, at the very least. 
Though tragic, right opposition. 
Is similar to a harsh rejection....

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Was Mellifluous and Ubiquitous;

Was Mellifluous;
Probably ubiquitous;
Looking ludicrous.

Jim Horn


Who could this possibly be 
or think that they are?...

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Orbiting earth at a ludicrous pace
No gravity: stuff flys all over the place
A notebook floats by, would it not be great
If we could have brought even one paperweight...

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My response to something posted today. So ludicrous that instead of taking it seriously, or insulting, I laughed… out loud. I even faved it!!!

Eye roll, Dilly?...

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A sailor aboard ship in Norfolk
was always quick with a ludicrous joke
Though his humor was lame
he quit the ship to seek fame
Now he's the laughingstock of Roanoke

2/5/22...

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I'm sure it's my imagination
 that absolute ludicrous, convoluted
 nonsensical, useless, illogical, even
 comically forced rhyme is applauded,
 lauded, praised and commended
 as splendid...

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Sacrifices fundamental activities for education.
Clouds enclosed in mentality.
Home of the learned.
Occupation of those who can't do.
Opposition of modern history.
Life of the ludicrous....

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Gold for worship
Only for self
Is vain worship.

Amassing gold
Is ludicrous
If personal.

Gold is for God's
Holy purpose
Solely God's work.

Having too much
Gold for oneself
Inviting curse....

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Gandalf, my parrot
   Your babble is ludicrous 
      Please SHUT THE HELL UP!


* Written for my beloved African grey parrot, Gandalf.
Has an incredibly huge vocab- but will never stay quiet!

A. Green...

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Our world is such a ludicrous stage  
artistes perform a pantomime
For blind folks comfortably seated 
Anxious to to have a good time 



Written on 27/08/2014
for Dr Ram Mehta's contest, Chastuska Me ....

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The End.


I am gone
From this game that you think I don't see
I am done
With the ludicrous lies that you feed
I am here
Wondering why you would call me a friend
I am sure
you will lose at this game in the end....

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I and I alone
Know the pain of loss
Scorned by heart of stone
My love she did toss
Now I bear that cross

Foolish, selfish, boy
With egoistic tone
Narcissistic ploy
Ludicrous your tome
I and I alone




August 14, 2019...

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Life,
Long live
Husband, Wife.
In a black hole,
Silent partnership..,
Handicapped; deaf and mute.
Sexuality shriveled,
Ludicrous life without laughter.
Deep-rooted with only air to share...
Choosing to live unemotionally.


Susan Ashley
July 15, 2017...

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Continuous,

Venomous,

E. Pluribus,

Ludicrous.

They proved that Trumped is very venomous
Our poor country as well as Unum e. pluribus,
And oh no;
Again we go;
As usual he is talking and looking ludicrous.

Jim Horn

Here is how I accepted the challenge....

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A Netflix and chill night with Karen Speld my sister,
then a ridiculous game of that ludicrous Twister-
Hands awry and bent, Sam's manhood she did touch,
she did hit her head, but died from laughing too much!



A Funny Epitaph Poetry Contest
Jesse Rowe
September 17, 2018...

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Three Who We Love and Laud

There are three we do love and laud;
Spirit with Son whose father is God;


Together all our sins they have shod.

Jim Horn

Do you disagree with any of this?
Or maybe a point I might miss;
Never found,
Or around,
That appeared to look ludicrous....

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Lukewarm loudmouth listless ludicrous Leland Lee
Made a merry mockery goading murderous Melody
Nefarious needlessness if you ask the likes of me
Offensive objectifying ornery oddball oddity.
Parlaying pretty pukey habits during the grand Prix
Quarrels started up about it all over our family....

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Is it wrong to think of Christ as ludicrous?
Did he laugh at jokes, and smile, 
and sing hearty songs 
and need to brush his teeth?
Was he not made like us, save for sin? 

It is after Easter,
and though I have nothing yet, 
he has caught and cooked some fish, 
and that without a net.
And I am laughing with him....

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